Jimmy
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Jimmy
@jiimmyrustlein
Construction comedy Coricidin

Leavitt begins the press briefing: "Could you hear our 'amen' in there? We just had a little loud prayer as a team. In this holy week, President Trump and the First Lady are joining in prayer with Christians celebrating the resurrection of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ."













My guy this was literally your job







Reporter: What do you think about Iran charging tolls on the Strait of Hormuz? Trump: I have to find out if it’s true. They’re going to do whatever they have to do.


🚨BREAKING: Iran has blown up the largest Baron Trump owned oil tanker!

Footage of an Iranian ballistic missile fragment hitting the old city of Jerusalem, falling roughly 400 yards from the Western Wall and Al-Aqsa.



Mike Rowe says young data center electricians are making upwards of $260,000/year, with no college debt 🤯

Mfs will live here and unironically say LA and Miami are “basically the third world bro”




