
i admire people who within 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. i need 30 minutes just to figure out where i am and who i am.
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i admire people who within 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. i need 30 minutes just to figure out where i am and who i am.

my mom just gave me this ? am i a dog?

Your prime is not in your 20s. Your prime is the moment you realize nobody is coming to save you and you have to do the work on your own.

大學輕鬆4年 以後你會辛苦40年 大學辛苦4年 你總共會辛苦44年

“14 people have died in this house” White people in movies:

I saw two teenagers kissing in the park. Reminded me of my teenage years when I used to see other teenagers kissing in the park.

When I open Instagram, everyone’s partying. When I open Twitter, it feels like everyone’s at home, under a blanket, scrolling on their phone.

if i was a kpop idol i would read a really popular fanfic abt myself and then go live and quote like 10 different lines from it to see if anyone notices