jimes

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@McGregorRousey2 100%. Also feel like UFC fans don’t hate watch the right way yet but it starts on Saturday with hokit. Rarely do I get excited for heavyweight bouts these days but I’m stoked to hopefully see hokit get smashed, otherwise the hate watch can grow stronger

I have a hot take on Josh Hokit: I don’t like him and think everything he does is cringey and annoying BUT it’s good to have a guy like him in the UFC and I hope he’s actually good. Gives us somebody to root against and if he’s good it will actually make the hate watches better

Anderson Silva at 50 years of age:

@gurucollects Hey that’s me!! I had no idea my post would blow up like it did but I appreciate all the love I have gotten from it. Glad to say I was able to repay him with some cool cards but the ones he gave me are priceless!

This middle school teacher has bonded with a particular student over their love for sports cards. The student recently brought him a “mini pack” they made themselves, including the teacher’s PC athlete. 🥹 “These are officially my grail cards until the day I die. This hobby has united me with a lot of awesome people and that’s what I love about it,” the teacher wrote. Love this. 👏 📸: u/jimes288

@McGregorRousey2 Eryk Anders will not soon be forgotten by Super Fan OG’s🫡

@jimes_4 Where it all started😭

I am happy to announce that I have officially moved to South Florida to work full time for Home of Fight. Your boy really shitposted his way to a full time job😭

We live in a reality where Darren Till is on a win streak and Tony Ferguson got his first win in 6 years, we've never been so back

@efarrell_ I find myself constantly revisiting benders battles and even his songs with flight distance. Truly nobody that could write like him.

Every time Joe Mazzulla opens his mouth it’s nothing but gold

So nice of him to still hang out with Joe Rogan

@arielhelwani Rehydration clauses are so profoundly stupid. I can’t imagine Conor benn likes this considering if he wins some fans will argue it’s bc of the hydration and not his skill. Just takes away from the fight. Sad

Jr. looks emaciated. That happens. That’s the sport, sadly. HATE that there is a rehydration clause. That is not healthy.

The first guy to think of Google struggling to explain it 😭😭

@arielhelwani Being the only UFC fighter in the sports center top 10 the next morning and not getting a bonus is kind of wild

Dominick Reyes on not receiving a bonus for his knockout at UFC 314: "It's definitely upsetting. #11 vs. #8. I knocked him out in the first round to jump off the main card of the best card of the year. It definitely hurt, but it is what it is. Bottom line, I'm winning, man, we're moving forward."

@McGregorRousey2 It’s like Demian Maia knocking you out cold

Having a submission loss to Molly McCann on your resume is hilarious

Gonna be hilarious when 90% of this administration seeks asylum in russia whenever this nonsense ends

@jnsanchez @twosevv1 Saying half a decade to make it seem like some big gap lmaaoooo bro they’re 4 years apart just let people laugh😭

@jimes_4 @twosevv1 I mean, she's half a decade older than JuJu

She typed this like she a 15 year vet 😂

@jamesbc81 @twosevv1 Back at your tbf

@jimes_4 @twosevv1 cute pupper

@jamesbc81 @twosevv1 Fuck I’m so so sorry James I’ll hit you up next time for permission before I find something amusing please forgive me jamesbc81

@jimes_4 @twosevv1 "hilarious"

@ab12_sol @twosevv1 I got no issue with it I just think it’s funny cuz they’re only 4 years apart lmao idk why people assumed it was criticism 😭