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A coisa irritante sobre o orgasmo feminino é que, na maioria das vezes, ele exige concentração. Um erro e você volta ao ponto de partida.

El concepto de ser tan gay que solo te pueda gustar una mujer si es tu novio travestido

[to watch when you can't fall asleep] 🐥 you know there are (videos) that are very boring 🐨 like science youtube? 🐥 science is fun, that can't do

Taehyung sharing how he visited the Catholic Church in Military to get baptized 🐯: In boot camp you can try out all religious services; Church, Catholic Church and Buddhist temple 🐯: I wanted to try them all 🐯: In boot camp the Catholic Church gives you your baptismal name immediately because in the real world you have to do an early morning prayer etc to receive one 🐯: And I really wanted to receive one (baptism name) 🐯: Since I didn’t know much I studied about it (baptism) 🐯: I asked my unit “Does anyone want to go to Catholic services with me” 🐯: They replied “What will we get if we go?” I told them “You get bread there” 👥: “We will go!” “Me too” 🐯: So I managed to gather around 8 people to go with me 🐯: While marching I told them I’ll receive a baptismal name what about you guys? 👥: “ I want one too” “Mine will be Mordekaiser” 👥: *start naming LOL game characters as names for their baptism* 🐯: You guys can’t create your own names that’s not how the concept of baptism works

🐻 When I get up and I ask, "Where is Namjoonie-hyung..." 🐿️ I always ask where he is. 🐥 I ask too. 🐿️ When I start my day, I ask "What's Namjoon doing today?" 🐨 Thank you. 🐻 "What's Namjoonie-hyung doing today?" 🐥 Since I don't go anywhere. 🐨 You didn't go anwhere?