Jim Tobe

What does he have in his sights next? #1 Dad? Best in Show? Mel Gibson's 1985 Sexiest Man Alive title?

Seann William Scott looks like Jim Jordan on the Righteous Gemstones.

When did shopping for a comforter become so intense? I didn't realize they were naming these things like monster trucks or middle linebackers.

I could sure go for one of those not the most consequential elections in American history next time around.

You can't ask me what my favorite Catherine Zeta Jones movie is. That's Entrapment.

A man, a concept of a plan, a canine, pandemonium.

When I think about some people's morals, this is what I sing.

"Sephiroth, the war hero?"

The time between Christmas and New Year's is confusing enough without a special edition of "Monday Night Football" on Saturday.

Bragging about the strength of your trash bags? That’s a…

The absolute highs and lows this team puts me through has been deemed borderline abusive by my therapist.

Nice try, LinkedIn News. There's no way I'm clicking on that story. You think I was born yesterday?

"They paved paradise, put up paradise." -Justice Thomas-

“Yo, Ted, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish. But Jonah Hill had one of the best comedic performances of all time!"

"They/them's fighting words!" -Modern cowboy

Top 5 Eves: 1.) Christmas 2.) New Year's 3.) All Hallows' 4.) Adam and 5.) Summer's

The Weather Channel is pitching E.T. sequel titles.

I'm going to start referring to Super Mario Sunshine as "First FLUDD."

Images that precede unfortunate events

Ok, the sink thing was pretty funny.