JP McKenzie

@SpiritAirlines We can literally still see it sitting at Gate 5 terminal A at MCO on find my iPhone. Literally all of the agents basically told us to shut the fuck up even though we were showing them the phone location and that it was still on the plane. Then watched it fly all the way to MCO

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I used to always defend @SpiritAirlines but tonight we left Sommer’s phone on the plane and have been watching it fly from destination to destination after being told “it wasn’t on the plane” and “the cleaners couldn’t find it.” We can still currently see it sitting on the plane

@laynesaliba I can make this happen for you

But for Meadowlark @jipple

@joshheinlein @maggieheath @JoeyChance Thank God it wasn’t Phish, that would have been an hour long into to a 15 minute song

Every year when the air starts to warm, @JoeyChance enters his Dave Matthew’s Band Live YouTube Video season

@maggieheath @zackfakehair Happy to be in that 1/3

@zackfakehair shag my beef???? 🧐

About a third of my friends have mullets now, and I am a bit concerned I might make some 2008-reminiscent hair decisions if I ever unearth that old pair of trimming scissors

@SpiritAirlines why do you have to cancel flights within 12 hours of departure time and no other options for travel?

Happy Girth Day to the original girthy one @CHABUDDYGEEZY @AsimC86

Wondering if maybe I just missed the shuttle to go to the moon? #DogeDay #HODL

@intoitoverit This wouldn’t be much of a statement for me but for you this means everything.

@maggieheath Follow this recipe to the t and it will never let you down cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/101818…

Pancake people: what heat level do you use to get the perfect golden pancake? Is it the pan that does it? why are the pancakes I make so consistently beige and also burnt. Please Advise

@JoeyChance It activated my scurdy cam lmfao

@JoeyChance I like to think that the mask on the door is actually just a peephole that you put your whole face in to look through.

@TheChazDuffy Haven’t I been calling you Chonkey Dong for years anyways?

Literally, Chonkey Dong..... I give up.

@intoitoverit @nicolette_sara Dude I used to be obsessed with Helen Earth Band and was trying to find them recently. you have helped me unearth the greatness

What’s a music video that you felt made a song better/you like the song more ? Pls send examples xoxo

@joshheinlein Must be some long girthy socks

@goodness_sakes @maggieheath Y’all I’m gonna let you finish but my deathcore band, Disease Ansari, is gonna take over the 100 cap club circuit next touring season.

I like how Dems are arguing that AOC’s digital campaigning couldn’t possibly work as well in rural districts, as though Facebook’s advertisement algorithm didn’t singlehandedly spread a resurgence of white supremacy and neo-Nazism across red America on accident

@elizabeth_joh I bought it I’m so stoked

What if the Christians who want to reduce the number of abortions, supported funding health care for women, dealt with the systemic racism that creates poverty for women of color, and addressed the income gap between White people and people of color.