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@sloaneosaka You’re just an Aubrey hater clearly

My thoughts post the #Survivor50 finale: - Aubry deserves to win amongst the final 3 but is a bottom tier winner in my rankings - Jonathan played a decent game and deserves the votes he got, but he had no real shot at winning bc the jury hated him 1/4

@cevangelista413 I’m surprised you liked this. I couldn’t stand the screaming from the female lead. It was fine but definitely over rated. I might be paranoid but I felt like this script was written by AI.

I wrote about how one of the scariest scenes in OBSESSION reminded me of one of the scariest scenes in PULSE. Scary! slashfilm.com/2173820/obsess…

@Bob_Stauffer @SportsThor @EdmontonOilers Why is Bowman still running this team ??

As per the @EdmontonOilers Head Coaching search. I believe nothing close to imminent. Could see GM Stan Bowman interview more than 1 or 2 Candidates who have won Stanley Cups. General consensus out there is that Bruce Cassidy is the Best HC, not currently Coaching an NHL team.

@afwu_slm For sure he’s got a big one between his legs

More Moutet 🙃

@Travisthomp2006 Beautiful dong

HMU ??

@denverthefarmer You’re so hot man , a real man

😈 😈 😈

@DocPriyamMD So receiving large penises anally is higher risk too ?

Which sexual exposure carries the HIGHEST risk of HIV transmission per act? A) Insertive vaginal sex B) Receptive vaginal sex C) Insertive anal sex D) Receptive anal sex Bonus: Which route of HIV transmission carries the highest overall risk? (It’s not one of the options above)

@CanadianPolling Now do it with the gerrymandered map :)

Just as fun!

@dstaples Sounds like more of a GM issue than a coach issue

The 13 reasons that Kris Knoblauch was doomed this year and fired today: 1. The St. Louis offer sheet and heist of Philip Broberg and Dylan Holloway. 2. Bowman's summer signings of Frederic and Mangiapane. 3. Physical and mental fatigue from two long playoff runs. 4. Knoblauch's coaching staff hiring cock-up of last summer. 5. Bowman and Knoblauch conflict over which players to play. 6. Way too many new players this year, all year. 7. Knoblauch himself at times failed to reward players who had done well. 8. Crazy busy travel in October and November. 9. Team's inconsistency in finding their "A" defensive and puck possession game. 10. Same old, over-reliance on Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl. 11. Edmonton's goalies simply failed to get the job done. 12. Cascading chaos bubbled up and never went away, as seen by Draisaitl, McDavid outbursts. 13. The final coach killer was injury.

Grateful for birthday wishes today. For some reason, a separatist movement will befall us all now, just as I embark on my early '40s. The special era of a woman's life known as Peak Feral. God hath willed it so.

@NickZararis They both have ridiculous hair pieces

Buccigross and Weekes sound like an SNL sketch making fun of hockey broadcasts

@daddyrifflord Yeah you’re a bottom hey , never even seen you fuck anything lol

Fucked myself with my own signature dildo today 😈 video is posted now!!!

@Lucythextrange @euphoriacentral Euphoria made her

@mewslov @euphoriacentral Euphoria made her

@jizzlecdizzle @euphoriacentral Calling Zendaya a nobody during filming of Euphoria? 💀💀💀 Are we serious rn

@BiancoDavinci Not if you’re gooning and you’re roommate gets home late 🤣

dorm room design for privacy.

@yosoymichael I agree the premiere was awful , but been steadily improving since.

I’ll admit that #Euphoria has gradually improved with each episode this season. (Tonight’s was great.) But I really don’t get why Jules has absolutely NO storyline? Everyone else seems to be moving forward while Jules just oscillates between “be a sugar baby” and “flirt with Rue”

@daddyrifflord @kinghairydick Prove it , show how good you can fuck

This dick will make you cum so hard

@Lycraspain82 The French ass is nicer

@McInnispicks There’s a changing of the guard in the NHL. Teams with cores on the wrong side of 30 are being surpassed by younger and faster teams.

Watching this Habs against the Sabres makes me think... Were the Lightning ... slow?