Jay⚡️

“weekends are for having fun” me :

@xezirsalad @jmrh_v2 fyi x

its funny how a gay guy in a thong can make every single person's life better in some way

Arrived at the gym and realised I’d forgotten my headphones…

me at any given point of the day

During jacking off: I am having so much fun jacking off and it’s gonna feel so good when I bust After jacking off: I may never find love

my type of cuddling

Having a job is really interfering with my gooning schedule

🫦

the sun understood the assignment 🌄

JUNE 1ST

don’t you know, pump it up

Controversial opinion but I think we completed music when Aly & AJ released Potential Breakup Song

Airports should have gay bars

god i want a sweaty man to sit his ass right down on my face

It’s nothing like making out w/ a man & both yall dicks getting hard 😩

I am ready to have sex with an Italian man

One of these days I’m gonna ask a customer “can i help you find anything?” and they’ll say “YEA! your number” and we’ll kiss in the frozen aisle and fall in love

all the brit’s complaining about the heat… just take your clothes off 🤣🤣😭😭🤣😂😂 and show me 🤣🤣😭😭😂

BREAKING NEWS: Heated Rivalry (2025) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 497th time

way too hot to sleep in the UK rn