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@tacobellcare I get the feeling you don't care at all. I'm sick of getting the runaround!

@KenJennings I feel like this is something @GovEvers would get behind!

Shameful that, out of 50 sitting U.S. governors, only one has spoken up in support of my new Twitter account about compound words. I think Gavin Newsom also follows me? His silence is deafening.

Just a brilliant suggestion... @hodgman and @putthison get @SneezingCow as guest judge to do a @JudgeHodgmanPod show at @BigBlueTent on their Great Lakes tour.

@CarrieJKeenan @GISH Captain Underbelly felt hot breath on her neck as she was enveloped in black mist. The next thing she knew... @pfeiferkid1 @GISH #TallTaleTag #GISH

@jjanness @GISH She would not allow Captain Alice and her pesky Tricorn to get the better of her. She sent Higgenbottom to wake the crew, & turned to the mysterious stranger in the shadows. I owe you for your warning. Step forth from the shadows, friend. @jjanness @gish #TallTaleTag #gish

It was the kind of night you want to curl up with some tea and a good book. But not everyone was settled down for a night in… Take it away @jjanness @GISH #TallTaleTag #GISH

@CarrieJKeenan @GISH hairy. You see, your nemesis pirate ship, The Lethargic Tricorn, is rapidly approaching from 3 leagues west. @CarrieJKeenan @GISH #TallTaleTag #GISH

@jjanness @GISH "Earl Grey - hot." replied the voice, with a hint of a laugh. We need to keep awake this evening, as things are about to get... @jjanness @GISH #TaleTaletag #Gish

@CarrieJKeenan @GISH Underbelly & Higgenbottom looked at each other questioningly, as neither were afraid of the dark. Underbelly offered the dark voice a cup of tea as she saw a swirl of blackness move closer. "Earl Grey or Sleepytime?" she offered hopefully. @CarrieJKeenan @GISH #TaleTaletag #Gish

@jjanness @GISH Her loyal first mate Higgenbottom came running with the glass. Captain Underbelly lifted it to her eye, what she saw in the distance left her agog! I’m the dark, a soft voice could be heard saying @jjanness I’m so pumped for the next bit! @gish #TallTaleTag #gish

@CarrieJKeenan @GISH something looming in the hazy darkness. Captain Underbelly shivered her timbers as she pondered if it was something she felt more than something she saw. "Argh! Bring me spyglass!," she bellowed to her crew. Go for it! @CarrieJKeenan @GISH #TallTaleTag #GISH

@CarrieJKeenan @GISH on the pirate ship Dancing Bloomers. Captain Jane Underbelly was feeling restless... Back at ya @CarrieJKeenan @GISH #TallTaleTag #GISH

@nytimes I just did my daily Wordle and the statistics haven't been fixed for me. Wordle 237 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I do not think it's a coincidence that 2 days after this @escapepodcast podcast about an alien who, working undercover as a Roomba, escapes its home to be beamed off the planet that a robot vacuum in the UK really did escape. escapepod.org/2022/01/20/esc… independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…

@ErikGrove @mightymur @escapepodcast I rarely look up the authors of short stories on podcasts. I loved this one so much I had to find out if you have written anything else. I hope there is more to come.

HERE WE GO FOLKS! My story Merely Players on Escape Pod! Hot off the sound making machines and ready for your ears! There’s Christmas, death, and loss! And a dog!🎅💀🐕! Holly jolly! SO MUCH THANK YOU to @mightymur and @escapepodcast !!! escapepod.org/2021/12/23/esc…

@Cointelegraph This is inaccurate. Tesla only sold ~10% of holdings to confirm BTC could be liquidated easily without moving market. When there’s confirmation of reasonable (~50%) clean energy usage by miners with positive future trend, Tesla will resume allowing Bitcoin transactions.

@elonmusk @Cointelegraph I made a lighthearted event! The highlight/ -TeslaonAir.com_ Good Luck!

Did you see? Elon Musk is catching flak again, but what's it for this time? Sygnia CEO Magda Wierzycka lambasted him saying “What we have seen with Bitcoin is price manipulation by one very powerful and influential individual." buff.ly/3va056U

Little guy has a new favourite game & fun area. Truly amazing what this car offers!

@DTCochrane @JesseThorn I got chocolate covered dried mangoes there once. They were one of the best things I've ever put in my mouth, and I haven't been able to find them since. I'm both happy and sad about that.

@JesseThorn But so damned dangerous. You convince yourself it's healthy because it's fruit and then eat like five pounds in a single sitting.

The NBA season is going to be cancelled because of racism, not COVID. Think about that.

Trump is going to lose his shit and shit his pants when he’s sitting eating his McDonalds watching the RNC convention and this comes on Fox News

Biden leads Trump among women, minorities, college-educated whites, and former members of the Trump administration.

@Walmart It seems that advertising this as a nationwide event, when in reality it is only happening at select locations, is discouraging. I was excited to take the residents from the transitional housing program I work for, only to discover there isn't a participating location nearby.

There’s never been a better time for a drive-in. 😄 Get ready for some family fun in the parking lot of 160 stores nationwide with ~free~ movies like Black Panther, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Back to the Future, and more. #WalmartDriveIn