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Just hanging out with Egg 🥚✨

Why does Nicola Mitchell from #EastEnders remind me of the scary babysitter from The Simpson in 1990 😭

Charli XCX, Jade, Rachel Chinouriri, Marina, Griff, Shygirl, Kate Nash, FKA twigs, Adele, Lily Allen, Rina Sawayama, Ellie Goulding, Hannah Diamond, Foxes, Aluna, Laura Mvula, Paloma Faith, Girli, VV Brown, Rose Gray, Suki Waterhouse, Jessie Ware, Maisie Peters, PinkPantheress???

When Kesha did Cannibal at Hoopla and sang “be too sweet and you'll be a goner, I'll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer,” a Gen Z with blue hair next to me said “ooh I don’t know about that” like please never listen to Grow a Pear it will just kill you

Set myself a goal to do 10 Parkruns before I turn 31 on Tuesday and today I DID IT!! 🥇🎉

Uffie & Friends, Mighty Hoopla, Mallrat, Glastonbury, Allie X, Brighton Pride, and Lady Gaga all in the same year!! I AM SO EXCITED 🎉

Miss Me? Live was so good last night! Had the best time, absolutely love Lily and Miquita 🥰

Charli XCX, Alanis Morissette, Raye, Jade, Olivia Rodrigo - I’m a very happy gay this morning 😭

@MarkInWine @PrideBrighton I just bought them separately and got normal priced tickets. The weekend ones only had VIP left which is why they were crazy expensive! Brighton is by far the best Pride when it comes to paying back into the community but unfortunately my credit card couldn’t handle VIP 😆

@jjd194 @PrideBrighton Just don’t go! This isn’t what pride is about

Lol what an absolute mess the @PrideBrighton presale was. Nobody got their presale link and then when we could finally get in they were £400 each??

It ended up being cheaper and easier to just buy the Saturday and Sunday tickets separately lol. Still a mess but so relieved we managed to get tickets for the whole weekend 🥹

Happy Spring Breakers day to all who celebrate

Yay, Marina’s doing funny voices again! We’re back to the TFJ and Electra Heart 🥹 In all seriousness, I know why people are making fun of this but I’m v excited. Her music is camp and fun and some of you need to lighten up lol 🦋

5 Council By-Elections yesterday. Reform UK failed to win any. They’ve won only 7 seats from 184 by-elections since the General Election. They have just 53 out of 20k councillors across the UK. #ReformTrain #ReformDerailed

In my Dido era

This is why I pay my tv license. Beautiful television.

First Parkrun of 2025 done ✅ 🎉 Not my best but not my worst…

Made these cookies with @joesuxx 🍪 Half are dark chocolate and cherry, the other half are milk chocolate and pistachio 🤤

And here’s my full list! ✨

1️⃣ ‘Brat’ by Charli XCX Having been a fan since day 1, watching Charli go from an unknown outsider to one of our biggest popstars has been incredible. Brat is so cool and confident but also vulnerable. It’s experimental and modern but feels like an instant classic. ICONIC 💚

🚨 MY FAVE ALBUMS OF 2024 It just wouldn’t be New Year’s Eve without the gays sharing their favourite music…