JD

Craig the clown is back. Just keep trotting rolison out there you fucking asshole. #Cubs

@Cubs Can we use the DH for him and let the pitcher bat for himself?

Few things are as smooth as Dansby Swanson's defense 😮‍💨

@Cubs Welp I was sure wrong

#CUBS WIN! FINAL: Cubs 2, Braves 0.

GAME ONE, GAME WON. #OnTheHunt

Schedule release day so let’s run it back! 3️⃣ lucky winners will take home the “Good. Better. Best.” shirt 🐻⬇️ ✅ Like & RT ⏰ Winners announced 5/18

@WatchMarquee @yuenglingbeer L

Tomorrow’s matchup 👇

@Cubs @magzman84 Too bad he can’t hit worth a damn

Dansby's glove work is ridiculous! 😯

@WatchMarquee Dansby sucks at hitting

Final.

@Cubs Fuck you Jed. Should be fired just for getting Maton as the high leverage reliever

Final: Braves 4, Cubs 1.

Maton - great bullpen addition Jed. Today’s game calls for your high leverage reliever to have a fastball that tops out at 90, right? why is Jed here still? Never will win anything without daddy Theo. Get fucked. #Cubs

All of a sudden this .200 hitter is his fucking grandfather vs the #Cubs. Get your heads out of your asses you dumbfucks.

@PatMcAfeeShow @danorlovsky7

"If I'm ranking the NFC North quarterbacks Jared Goff is at one and Jordan Love is at two.. That would be a clear one and two for me" @danorlovsky7 #PMSLive

@Cubs Can Bobby Cox’s ghost hit for Dansby? #Cubs

Final: Braves 5, Cubs 2.

Ian Happ - least clutch player I’ve ever seen. #Cubs

Ian Happ again proving he’s maybe the least clutch player in baseball. #Cubs

Defense really blew this game. Martin also showing why he wasn’t on a major league roster for 3 years. #Cubs

This is what happens when you’re forced to use pitchers who don’t belong on a major league roster because your training staff sucks. #Cubs

So Matt Boyd’s kids beat him up? #Cubs