Father of Eckermonsters

"Guano occurs" --R. Eckerman, 1951-2008

@bmitori I’ll definitely keep that in mind for when I’m less broke — what’s a good resource for finding local clubs? I only know of maybe one or two in my area of Michigan.

People have a lot of misconceptions about competition shooting. It costs $20 an hour to shoot at the local indoor range. For $20 I can shoot a half dozen stages over the course of several hours at my local action pistol club.

@AAvilan @Rainmaker1973 Did you look them up, though?

@jjeckerman @Rainmaker1973 You are missing the point…

It’s totally incredible they were able to fly this beast in from space as an unpowered glider.

@AAvilan @Rainmaker1973 Please look up lifting bodies.

What is incredible that we all were that dumb to believe it… That thing, with the aerodynamics of a school bus, could not have flown at the speed we were told it flew when leaving and when returning. The Black Hawk plane, to reach speeds lower than those of this “bus”, has a profile of a razor blade. You are saying that a bus profile,like the space shuttle, could have flown faster? Come on down to your senses… Be thoughtful…

@HappyMotorhead Uh, wellll, ya see… It was an Abrams. Muscle cars weren’t as cool as the Lamborghini Countach when I was a kid, and my pop worked for General Goddammics, so M1A1 posters graced my walls.

Real talk: What muscle car was on YOUR bedroom wall growing up? 🔥 (No one’s saying Honda Civic 😂) #MuscleCars #ClassicCars #CarCulture

@mjfree How?! Why?! What the hel is wrong with you?!

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@chrisbulski @elonmusk Europeans seem to believe Americans are uncivilized. Your opinion is uninteresting, small-minded, and unneeded.

@elonmusk European here. This is ridiculous, not interesting. Civilized society doesn’t need guns.

Interesting

@HeatherIsUnsane I probably would’ve stayed in it, to be honest.

If you could go back to the beginning of it, would you change your career?

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@LibertyCappy Where do the Finns fall? Because they’re really not part of any of these groups…

Which one are you?

@wayofftheres That looks practical.

Are these clowns sponsored by Gil Hibben? Official issue is from the Bud K gas station collection?

@NoDMsPerfavore @macruadhi Rabbi Tuckman’s circumciser.

What do you suppose this is?

@eeeeeeeeblzo @NTechlibre @Rainmaker1973 *well-endowed nudists, then. Work with me, here. It was a quick, silly reply from this silly goose, then you had to be a serious goose about it.

@jjeckerman @NTechlibre @Rainmaker1973 ? it's showing quite cold places

The map of optimum temperatures [🗾 Alex Egoshin]

@NTechlibre @Rainmaker1973 Must be the optimum temperatures for nudists.

@Rainmaker1973 This is wrong for the Americas, not even close.

@DraftyBastard Superconductors, from what I remember in high school science

Wait... What?

@CassoWAristos @ThrillaRilla369 Sometimes, you’re the only guy doing your job covering 3500 sq. mi (a little over 5600 sq. km). It’s not about pride, free healthcare, stupidity, ego, or cringe. It’s just a fact of life here. It’s not something for you to opine on if you’re not experiencing it.

Yankees finding honor in the amount of hours worked in a week will never not be cringe. Ever tried to just be more efficient at what you're doing so you don't need to work 60+ hours a week just to make ends meet? Why can't Yankees do what Europeans do? Is it sheer stupidity and lack of proper skills or just an ego thing?

Trying to prove a point Have you ever had to work more than 55 hours in a week

@ThrillaRilla369 When I worked EMS, my shift was 2x20hr shifts/week, and I would pick up additional shifts and work a second job.

@ThrillaRilla369 I can take a vacation day and still rack up overtime. Primary job, easily 50 hrs, second job will turn 10 hour days into 20 hour days easily.

@ClaudesBBQ Friday is five Mondays in a trench coat.

Friday's are just the backside of Monday

@Yoda4ever @GaryLaserFren The tiger in me.

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:

Heh!