Jay May

Its may long weekend and im really doing it! #buddyday #notdrinking #haha

Its international starwars day! May the 4th be with you! If you dont like starwars then go back to bed!

Nek nominations are so stupid! People need to stop

PAIGE WERE HAVING FUN! #deckpahty @Paigemilnerr @TheOnlyspennyO @TheStevanPerry

@TheStevanPerry Wooo! Cant wait! #beerz

Astronauts have a special two-seater suit to have sex with in space.

@sweetdudesclub hi

Had some almonds today. Yeah im fuckin healthy. #2014

Dont call or text today unless youre a part of the SDC or believe in buddy day #imsuperbusy #fuckmeright?

A kid named keelan larson just followed me.. Should i follow him back? #whatsyouroppinion? #yesorno

@sweetdudesclub Buddy day saturdays. #manditory #onecanonlyhope #coolfilters

Dont call me im golfing. #sunday

Using your phone while it's charging can damage the battery - This is why the cords for chargers are so short.

I dont think this world is ready for my dance moves tonight #operationfucklou

That feeling when you hop in the shower and throw your ipod on shuffle and shania plays back to back. #wow #iloveyou #dontstop

Snipes Life 4 Life

I didnt want to drink this weekend.. But now it feels like its unpatriotic if i dont. #canada

Jamie Benn. Good canadian kid. #sochi

Welp. I dont remember much. #danget