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Jonny Svarzbein

@jjscomedy

I'm a Writer/Performer/Nerd at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre - Los Angeles. @ucbtla https://t.co/Or44MdhA0E

Los Angeles Katılım Eylül 2009
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Matthew Berry
Matthew Berry@MatthewBerryTMR·
Tomorrow’s Love Hate is an AMA. Ask Matthew Anything. So… what do you want to know? Best ones get answered in the column.
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Jonny Svarzbein@jjscomedy·
I feel like half the Dads in New Jersey look like thumbs. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Jonny Svarzbein@jjscomedy·
I’m tweeting so that my account doesn’t get deleted for inactivity.
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Ryan Hitchcock
Ryan Hitchcock@rjameshitchcock·
@FernieCommaAlex To this day the thing that sticks in my mind the most about Seeso is the slogan @jjscomedy came up with for free: “If you Seeso, say so!”
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Jonny Svarzbein@jjscomedy·
I have a good joke about sand, but its very dry humor.
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Jonny Svarzbein@jjscomedy·
I have a good deodorant joke but it has to be told very quickly to work. Its a Speed Schtick. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Jonny Svarzbein@jjscomedy·
Hi @MichaelBuble . My wife and i are big fans and had a quick and very specific Q about the Hamm & Bublé sketch on SNL. Was the sung line, “Oh for days” improvised? Specifically the “Oh” in the beginning of the line? Your answer will be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
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Jonny Svarzbein@jjscomedy·
Stuck Suez Canal Boat is the Tiger King of 2021.
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Jonny Svarzbein@jjscomedy·
Everytime i make a shredded cabbage side dish, something goes wrong. I guess that’s just Murphy’s slaw. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Jonny Svarzbein@jjscomedy·
Maybe the guy that wrote down the Mayan calendar made a typo and switched the 1 and the 2 at the end? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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drewfromtv@DrewFromTV·
It doesn’t take “all the police” to make the whole force look corrupt. It just takes a small group of them. Any Marines remember the phrase “It’s always that 10% that make it harder for everyone else”?
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Santa Claus will be a COVID super spreader 😔🎅🏼🚫
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“Okay, so you’re the female ruler of an empire. 🎶 That don’t Empress me much. 🎶 ” - Punia Twain
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