Jonny Svarzbein

@MatthewBerryTMR Which Lions RB is the one to hold on to for the rest of the season?

Tomorrow’s Love Hate is an AMA. Ask Matthew Anything. So… what do you want to know? Best ones get answered in the column.

@joestarr187 @kmay Right on, Champ!🤓🏆

I feel like half the Dads in New Jersey look like thumbs. 🤷🏻‍♂️

15th Anniversary Show @JoinTheDynasty this Saturday May 13th 10pm with @MosesStorm @msdanifernandez @TheRealMorrison @phillamarr @MaggieMaeFish @halrudnick @alana_johnston @markeiamccarty @ShaneHartline @jjscomedy @keithtellsjokes Jonah Ray, Marc Andreyko, Justin Donaldson & more

I’m tweeting so that my account doesn’t get deleted for inactivity.

@XFLSeaDragons @XFL2023 @XFLDefenders @AudiField 29-26

Guess the correct score of tonight's game and get the chance to win a prize 👀 #XFL2023 | #BreatheFire

@mikeleffingwell youtu.be/oS-Z4NOP9Gk

@FernieCommaAlex To this day the thing that sticks in my mind the most about Seeso is the slogan @jjscomedy came up with for free: “If you Seeso, say so!”

World War Z has hit @mydeadneighbors! @adampeacock13 heads to Arizona to talk to Saul Weitzman (@jjscomedy), the Rabbi of the only all zombie congregation Synagogue in Tucson. Don’t miss it: bit.ly/2ZZEq4v

I have a good joke about sand, but its very dry humor.

I have a good deodorant joke but it has to be told very quickly to work. Its a Speed Schtick. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I bullied @jjscomedy into guesting on @CallMeBYourGame where I got him to admit all kinds of goss. Enjoy!

Hi @MichaelBuble . My wife and i are big fans and had a quick and very specific Q about the Hamm & Bublé sketch on SNL. Was the sung line, “Oh for days” improvised? Specifically the “Oh” in the beginning of the line? Your answer will be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Stuck Suez Canal Boat is the Tiger King of 2021.

@tomskerrittfan1 Same

Everytime i make a shredded cabbage side dish, something goes wrong. I guess that’s just Murphy’s slaw. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Maybe the guy that wrote down the Mayan calendar made a typo and switched the 1 and the 2 at the end? 🤷🏻‍♂️

It doesn’t take “all the police” to make the whole force look corrupt. It just takes a small group of them. Any Marines remember the phrase “It’s always that 10% that make it harder for everyone else”?

Santa Claus will be a COVID super spreader 😔🎅🏼🚫

“Okay, so you’re the female ruler of an empire. 🎶 That don’t Empress me much. 🎶 ” - Punia Twain