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JULIAN EDELMAN ROASTED HIS BEST FRIEND TOM BRADY AND IT WAS NASTY. x.com/pahrduve/statu…
“TB12 OR AS I LIKE TO CALL HIM, LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S EX-GIRLFRIEND’S EX-HUSBAND.
“When we played together, Tom, you used to scream, 'LASER FU!' -that's what he screams at his plastic surgeon.
Who’s laughing now, Tom? Not you because your face can't move and you don't have a sense of humor.”
“When I got to New England, you were already Tom motherf*cking Brady. Three Super Bowls. Married to a supermodel. I wanted to be like you so bad, bro, that when your wife left, I thought about getting rid of my beard, too. You're gay. You're gay. But, hey, but I don't want to talk about your wife. He's actually here. Alex Guerrero, everyone!”
“Alex is the snake oil salesman who transformed Tom into a total f*cking weirdo.”
“I know there's gonna be a lot of jokes about me being gay for Tom. Well, let me set the record straight. Those balls weren’t gonna deflate themselves. That TB12 method works. Lots of pineapples in those smoothies. Sweet cum. Sweet cum, if you didn’t know that.”
ONE OF THE FUNNIEST ROASTS EVER.
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