Aunteh Jenn✨

If you see an accident and good samaritans literally administering CPR to the person on the side of the road and your first instinct is to record it and put it on Instagram with the caption “prayers”……brah you guys have no soul lol

I’m not exaggerating when I say it would be less humiliating to shit yourself in public than to be a heavily pregnant woman begging your baby daddy to marry you.

In her regalia

Since we’re on the topic, anyone care to tell me why a local deluxe platter is $9 in nalo but $7 in Hawai‘i Kai🤨

@kuliaaz1 Bc half the police force would be behind bars😫😫😫

An expired friendship is not Beef

watching your parents get old

I RUN DIS FAWKEN GULCH

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

@kuliaaz1 “Yeah and it’s gonna go straight to this ass that I plan on shaking in your dads face later!”

But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

black women we love you from infinity to infinity, love this for them always

Jay-Z calls out the #GRAMMYs for never awarding Album of the Year to Beyoncé, while accepting the Global Impact Award Grammy on stage: “Most Grammys ever, never won Album of the Year. How does that work?”

@alisssasoong Me too girl😭😭😭😭😭 smoothies have been a life saver!!

“HISS” by Megan Thee Stallion has reached #1 on US Apple Music.

megan right now while nicki is busy losing the idgaf war

Why hasn’t Bluey done a brand deal with crocs like what’s the fucking hold up

@kuliaaz1 One time my dad screamed at me to not even breathe and I literally almost passed out LMFAOOOO