jkelber
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jkelber
@jkelber
Former IT guy who likes to cook and garden. USMC (Reserves) veteran. Whee? Mostly available at @jkelber.bsky.social
Salem, OR Katılım Aralık 2008
255 Takip Edilen252 Takipçiler
I really enjoyed the concept of this football game more than the reality
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@Rich_Sanchez85 @USWNT @MalPugh Recovering from an injury. She'll be back on the roster when she's healthy.
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@ChrisJBakke Nobody has ever come up with anything like that before. Oh wait. thetipsyrobot.com
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Optimus just poured a drink and didn’t ask for a 25% tip on an iPad.
Just put $10M more into Tesla stock
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@PseudoNic Not to mention Biden was president when he won that Super Bowl.
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@di_atribe That's somehow even worse than the Dallas defensive line was on Sunday.
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It’s fine. I don’t care. My neck muscles aren’t clenching into an impenetrable knot. I don’t care & I’m breathing JUST FINE!
gordon keith@gordonkeith
I love my new pillows!!
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I prosecuted sexual assault cases in Texas.
I prosecuted these cases for 17 years.
I never prosecuted an undocumented immigrant for rape.
I prosecuted multiple Christian pastors for rape.
As a descendant of a holocaust survivor, I have to speak up against this hate.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "I'm angry about young American girls being raped and sodomized and murdered by savage criminal aliens"
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@Jose_Pagliery I looked it up and the full list of defendants is somehow dramatically more unhinged than this screenshot even led me to believe.
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@MegNumbers @RonFilipkowski As a mediocre white guy, I'd settle for half that!
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@RonFilipkowski Market value. $100,000 a WEEK.
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Tim Pool gave his side of the story today about why he received large sums of money by Tenet Media to push Russian propaganda. He says that he was just saying things he believed and was paid “market value” for his work. Story with clips. meidasnews.com/news/tim-pool-…
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@di_atribe Next you're going to tell me that men can be active participants in parenting or something equally silly.
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Men who think women are alien beings who speak in zoops & glorks are so funny 🚩 to me. We’re really not that mysterious & you’re not a child 🚩. When we say things out loud & give you lists, we get called nags 🚩. Just look around, bro.
bonky@shesbonky
*TIP FOR MEN study up on what the "mental load" is and why repeatedly asking your female partner what you, a grown-ass adult, should do is NOT healthy communication. it's men infantilizing themselves to the point of requiring a chore chart, minus the elmo stickers.
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I have completed the entirety of the original #Dexter series. That was certainly an ending that someone wrote. Definitely left me longing for the good ol’ days of the routine serial killing & crime-solving. RIP Dexter, but not really lol surprise hurricane survival!
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