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@TrumpsHurricane As a Republican, I REALLY hope that’s the Democratic ticket

Democrats are pushing a Kamala Harris / AOC Presidential ticket in 2028 What is your Response to this ??

@SleeperMets @JimBowdenGM No. No. Hell no.

Hypothetical trade for the Mets to acquire Tigers SP Tarik Skubal, via @JimBowdenGM Mets receive: SP Tarik Skubal Tigers receive: SP Jonah Tong ( #4 prospect) SP Brandon Sproat ( #5 prospect) UTL Jett Williams ( #3 prospect) INF Ronny Mauricio Would you make this trade 🤔⁉️

@ksorbs The U.S. needs immigration. Our current population is reproducing at a rate below replacement value. We need to get over our fear of immigrants and embrace sound immigration policy, something the shitheads in both major parties have failed to do.

Minnesota imported 140,000 Somalians and the state is ruined. Native Minnesota’s can’t find a job, people are struggling to feed their families, housing prices have exploded. Can somebody explain to me how importing 600,000 Chinese students or allowing hundreds of thousands of H1B visas to come to America won’t have the same effect on a larger scale?

@bobbyghanoush1 @EYakoby But how do you REALLY feel about him?

I’m at my fucking limit with this sanctimonious ritual where journalists, commentators, and half-brained pundits still deliver their lines like they’re reading a royal decree from some bloated orange necromancer-king: “Trump decided to…”, “Trump asked the Court…”, “Trump plans to…”. Motherfuckers, Trump couldn’t plan his way out of a fucking paper bag soaked in ketchup and Adderall. He’s not planning or ordering jack shit—he’s cognitively MIA, a senile charlatan meat puppet operating on pure muscle memory and malignant narcissism, a waxy, malfunctioning geriatric Pez dispenser of barely literate rage giblets and racist vomit. If you handed him a literal fucking copy of the Constitution, he’d probably try to eat it with a side of McNuggets. He’s that fucking senile. This orange, rancid gas-bag is not anything other than a lurching animatronic monument to American rot. A mouth-foaming, gaudy golem, programmed only to seek applause and vengeance—and deeply and utterly incapable of distinguishing between the two. He is, functionally, a clogged toilet in human form, filled to the brim with liquid shit. A puffy, ugly, dumb fucking clown in a bad suit, drooling his way through dementia while darker forces do the real dirty work in the shadows. That’s the real horror show that no one either is capable of—or wants—to name out loud: the phalanx of cloistered, theocratic policy necrophiliacs and white-collar dominionist warlocks who stand behind the throne of this broken wannabe king, whispering their poison into his hairy, clogged earholes. Rotted-out fundamentalist freaks—Heritage Foundation rats, Christofascist inbreds, Opus Dei freaks with hard-ons for Levitical law and The Handmaid’s Tale as their instruction manual—who’ve read way too much Calvin and not nearly enough fucking humanity. Their think tanks are just ideological clubhouses for pseudo-intellectual zealots who can’t get hard unless they’re erasing civil rights or fantasizing about mandatory birth canals for the “pure” white women of America. Yet the news media—gods bless their lobotomized neutrality—still somehow fucking lobs them all softballs, as if this hollowed-out dementia homunculus is doing anything. As if he’s seated at the war table, rather than being a half-sedated circus clown in a gilded tomb of fast food wrappers, old grudges, and third-rate Mussolini impressions. Trump isn’t moving the chess pieces. It’s the pallid legal orcs in Federalist robes—the death cult tacticians behind every SCOTUS filing and fascist fever dream legislation—who are doing the actual real work while their bloated, orange, rotten pumpkin mascot bellows incoherently on Truth Social about Democrats and fucking groceries. When the whole decrepit edifice comes crashing down—and it absolutely will—it will not be enough to slap a few names on some indictments and call it a day. No. The proverbial beast needs to be carved open and gutted. Drag every last one of these shadowy little fascist fetishists into the daylight. Let them shriek. Let them claw. And then bury their careers in legal cement at the bottom of the Potomac. They must rot in federal cells, whispering scripture to the rats, while America finally exhales. Or, better yet, in an El Salvadoran black site. All of this is far beyond Trump. This was a coup by ideological zealots and cowards in suits, aided and abetted by Republican politicians. In other words: treason by domestic enemies within.

BREAKING: Just days after winning the NYC mayoral election, Zohran Mamdani flew to Puerto Rico — and attended a mosque where the Imam called October 7th a “silver lining.” Utterly disgusting.

@EvanRobertsWFAN At some point the NFL needs to realize that a major market like NY deserves a better ownership group then we have with Woody Johnson. He may not be involved at the Jerry Jones level, but he is pulling the handles behind the scenes, and he hasn’t pulled the right ones

Absolutely stunning on every level

@SNY_Mets I have no complaint regarding Marte this year. Believe he still has value as a pinch hitter. What the team lacks is a a stud center fielder, a front of rotation starting pitcher and true on field leader.

Starling Marte pens a message to Mets fans: "Dear fans, This season did not end the way we hoped. Every game we left on the field, every opportunity that slipped away, we felt it just as you did. But we also felt something immense: the unconditional support of every Mets fan. You were the reason we gave everything in every game, the motivation that pushed us to keep going even in the toughest moments. Thank you for believing, thank you for being with us. With love and respect. 🙏❤️ Tato" (via IG/marte06)

@metsventpage What a douchbag post

Starling Marte was elated the Mets missed the postseason lmao get him out of here man

@AdamRubinMedia Really Adam?

Don’t worry if the race is tightening. The Mets close the season with the Marlins. So they just have to get to the final weekend with a lead.

@elonmusk This was a man who respectfully debated people of a different opinion. Disgusting act of terrorism.

The shot looked real bad, but I sure hope Charlie makes it somehow

@BrettBatyMuse Acuna saved the game last night. It’s not all about offense.

@OleTimeHardball Absofreakingloutly!!

You hold the deciding vote in the Hall of Fame case of Pete Rose. Does he get in?

@DanBartels2 No! Great utility player, plug and play anywhere but pitcher/catcher, good stick. You need this type guy on your club.

Would you consider trading Jeff McNeil?

@HowieRose Ryan was an absolute stud. We will never see the likes of him again in baseball.

And pitched for 19 more seasons. Let that sink in for a moment.

@SNYtv Welcome, be the dude they end up doing an SNY special on, we’ll watch you in rain delays for decades

"I've played every day, I've come off the bench, pinch hit, pinch ran, defensive replacement...everything but pitch. And if [Carlos Mendoza] asks me to pitch, I'll go out there and eat an inning up. To the fans, thanks for everything. I'm not sure why you guys love me, but I'll take it. Hopefully I can keep the support." Travis Jankowski is asked about his role with the Mets and how the fanbase reacted to his comments from 2022:

@Ben_Yoel All you can do is hope the shitty calls balance out over time

Really bad look for MLB.

@SNY_Mets @NYPost_Mets Marlins would be nuts to trade him to an NL East team

Multiple members of the Mets tell @NYPost_Mets that they would like to see the team pursue Marlins ace Sandy Alcantara if he became available via trade: 🔸 Juan Soto: "It would be one of the best trades that we could have. I know we have great pitching here, but adding a Cy Young winner like that would be huge. It’s going to take a lot to get him." 🔸 Francisco Lindor: "It would almost be like adding Soto. You add Soto, it’s going to help the team. You add Alcantara and it’s going to help the team." 🔸 Starling Marte: "He has the stuff and the mental makeup to be able to play in New York. He’s got the mental strength and physical gifts to be able to have success here, and I think we have shown that we help pitchers even more."

@nyjets What we need is a stud possession guy like Edelman or Chrebet were, a guy not afraid of contact who will make his living with the 5-7 yard catch across the middle. This gives Fields obvious check down options that are right in front of his face, which is what he needs

OFFICIAL: Josh is a JET! ✈️

@BobRanderso Best of luck Ian, enjoy Orange County!

Time for a fresh start!! Cali bound !! Thank you Braves Nation!

@CBS6Albany They should have warned us about the economic impacts of the democrats having a super majority in NY for the past several years. Prevailing rate, scaffold laws, massive over regulation…this States finances are a disaster.

Upstate New Yorkers are being urged to prepare for the economic repercussions of newly implemented double-digit tariffs on the state's largest trading partners. bit.ly/4imZJmd

@SteveCowbo21991 @TheWardyNYM $250 if you take the 7 in and don’t get any food or drink

@TheWardyNYM What should really bother you is it costing approximately $250 for a family of four to go to a single game.

“That really bothered me.” Steve Cohen when asked about the #Mets ranking 18th in attendance last season Cohen reiterated how much he appreciates the fans, looks forward to a big year, and hopes to break the continued “negativity” that’s surrounded fans for years