jaydeep desai

@MediaHarshVT Destroying mountains??

चीन ने कमाल का काम किया है

@Nehru_Whoo @atit_sg Handle?

@atit_sg Very cute couple, i follow them on insta

Gujarat and Gujaratis are not tough by the way 🤣 We attack while chanting "Jai Shri Krishna"

@Mukesh_vala12 Oh no no. They are in US and mom is trying to teach Gujarati to kids.

#આઘાપાછી ✍️આજકાલની ગુજરાતી મોર્ડન મમ્મીઓનું ‘મૌખિક’ ઇંગ્લીશ કેવું હોય વાંચો👇 ચલો બેટા, ક્વિક્લી ક્વિક્લી મિલ્ક ડ્રીંક કરીને ફીનીશ કરો ! નહિતર મમ્મી પછી એન્ગ્રી થઈ જશે ! 😆😆🤔🤔 તને ટેન ટાઈમ્સ કીધું ને, કે ડસ્ટમાં જઈને પ્લે નહીં કરવાનું ? પછી ક્લોથ્સ ડર્ટી થઈ જશે તો વોશ કોણ કરશે ? 🤔🤔😄😄 કમ ઓન… વન અવર ફીનીશ થઈ ગયો, હવે મોબાઈલમાં ગેમ્સ રમવાનું સ્ટોપ કરો અને મમ્મીને ફોન રીટર્ન કરો… 🫣🫣🤫🤫 એવરીડે એવરીડે લર્ન કરેલું કેમ બધું ફરગેટ થઈ જાય છે ? પ્રોપરલી સીટ કરો અને બધું રીડ કરીને રિમેમ્બર કરો. 😱😱😣😣 ટિફીનમાં બધું કેમ રીમેઈન રહી જાય છે ? એવરીડે એવરીડે કંઈ બ્રેકફાસ્ટમાં પિઝા ને સેન્ડવિચ ના હોય, રોટલી એન્ડ શાક પણ ઈટ કરવું પડે. શાકમાં વેજીટેબલ હોય ને વેજીટેબલમાં વિટામિન્સ હોય ! તું વિટામિન્સ નહીં ખાય તો સિંગલ એન્ડ થીન રહી જઈશ. 😣😣😣😵‍💫😵‍💫 હાઉ મેની ટાઈમ્સ તને કહેવાનું કે ટાઈ નેકમાં વેર કરવા માટેનું થિંગ છે એ કંઈ હવામાં વેવ કરવાનું સ્વોર્ડ નથી ! 🤭🤭🤣 સો મચ હોમવર્ક મમ્મી અલોન અલોન કેવી રીતે કરશે ? હવે તું ગ્રો થઈ ગયો છે સેલ્ફથી હોમવર્ક કરવાનું લર્ન કરો થર્ડ સ્ટાન્ડર્ડનું ટોટલી હોમવર્ક મમ્મી કરશે તો મમ્મી કુકીંગ ક્યારે કરશે ? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😆😆 એક્ઝામ ટુમોરોના છે ને ? તો ટુ ડે ટેમ્પલમાં જઈને ગોડને ફ્લાવર ઓફર કરીને પ્રે કરવાનું કે પ્લીઝ મને ફેઈલ ના કરતા અધરવાઈઝ મારી મમ્મી કોઈને ફેસ શો નહીં કરી શકે ! 😰😰😰🫣🫣🫣 - બોલો, આનાથી સારું ‘મૌખિક’ ઇંગ્લીશ બીજું કોણ ભણાવી શકે ?

@ZelenskyyUa Ok. But why are you not winning any territory?

Our long-range sanctions this week. Most of the operations are still ongoing, so the video captures only a portion of our results. Be-200 amphibious aircraft, a Ka-27 helicopter, a cargo vessel carrying ammunition, a Pantsir-S1 surface‑to‑air missile and gun system, a Tor surface-to-air missile system, a Redut-2US communications unit, drones, and many other targets have been hit. Our long-range sanctions also struck Russian oil industry facilities and ships. Distances traversed: nearly 1,000 kilometers from the line of contact. These are our entirely justified responses to what the Russians are doing. We will continue to increase both the range and scale of these sanctions. I thank everyone working to build up our strength. I thank the warriors of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the Security Service of Ukraine, and our intelligence agencies for their precision.

@Abhivridhi_Vani youtu.be/ZImZnSLcoqc?si…

He looks like those kids who cosplay adults in flipkart ads

@arvindgunasekar Now in this country, Modi has to do EVERYTHING.

The real story is ‘PMO fact-checking a news story’ and not usual PIB Factchecking Unit or Union Finance Ministry. Why did PMO issue a rebuttal ?! Strange. Also PM Modi is currently on a five nation tour.

@Singh199888 @AsYouNotWish That cushion was on the back.

@AsYouNotWish Apparently he doesn't like a fat cushion under his saggy old arse. Shocking!

Did Xi purposely make Trump sit on a sofa with a thinner cushion to make him look shorter, or is it simply Trump’s slouchy posture? Trump is at least 10 cm taller than Xi.

@P_Kallioniemi NO. Check this. Extra cushion was removed by Trump. x.com/i/status/20550…

China has really planned out the propaganda during Trump's visit. They even gave them different-sized chairs so that Xi would appear bigger than Trump.

@Zaffar_Nama I saved Rs 50 by avoiding travel to the petrol pump.

I fuelled up my car yesterday with 30 litres of petrol. Today the prices are up by Rs. 3/- so I saved Rs. 90/-. Please advise where can I invest Rs. 90/- for maximum returns.

@TheMilObserverr It was wooden dhow. Large.

Image used in the tweet is for representational purposes

An Indian-flagged vessel has sunk near the Strait of Hormuz after a suspected drone or missile strike. 🇮🇳 India has officially condemned the attack and called it “unacceptable”. All 14 crew members were rescued by the Omani Coast Guard. 👇 • Vessel was sailing from Somalia to the UAE • Fire broke out after the suspected strike • Ship later sank in Omani waters • Attack happened near one of the world’s most critical trade routes What makes this hit harder for many Indians is that India always tried to maintain balanced relations in the region even during times of sanctions and conflict. Now Indian sailors and ships are getting caught in the middle of a crisis that is not theirs.

@yarotrof Where are the anti drones that you are selling to Arabs?

Ukraine allows Putin’s May 9 parade to go ahead after Trump’s intervention and a promise to exchange 1,000 Ukrainian POWs. No prisoners have been freed, and Putin after his parade unleashed one of the biggest missile and drone barrages of the war. Here is a Kyiv high-rise where dozens were killed and injured last night, including children, and many more still remain under the rubble.

@shaandelhite I agree, he should not compromise on his security.

Modi is now moving everywhere with 2 vehicles along with an ANI car to shoot the video and telecast it for his PR. The question should be if PM and his security can travel in 2 vehicles then why he was using a convoy of 2 dozens of vehicles for the last 12 years….?

@suhasinih I agree. Modi should not compromise on his security.

Reducing official convoys is welcome, but then government must explain why the larger convoys were justified all these years? After all, the reduction has been prompted by the call to conserve fuel, not because of a change in security threat levels.

I dissent for first time. @narendramodi forgive me Your security is supreme. Please Modi ji do not cut on your motorcade sir. 🙏🙏 You are giving us worried time.

@MeghUpdates LoL. Anna is scolding Sashi Tharoor.

🗣️ Shashi Tharoor: “34 lakh voters removed in West Bengal alone.” 🗣️ Annamalai: “Tamil Nadu saw 97 lakh removals. Has even one genuine voter come forward claiming they were wrongly removed?” 🔥

@GeneralBakshi How much oil can be transported by train? Not much.

Where is the Iran war headed? If Trump is headed for meeting with Xi he is not likely to attack Iran before that. The Chinese have told their companies to ignore US sanctions. Donald Trump wanted to confront XI with Venenzuala and Iran devastated. Venenzula was simply bribed off by CIA- Vice president down to last battalion commander- bit of a disgrace. Problem arose when Trump thought Iran would be over in 48 hrs. it was a terrible miscalculation by Israel which Trump accepted hook line and sinker. Result is for the world to see. The global Economy has crashed. It is headed for a recession if not an outright Depression. If Trump thought he could make a neat profit, the US economy is equally taking a hit in a Mid term election year. Primaries start in May. No wonder Trump is desperately looking for an off ramp. As per some reports 81 Iranian tankers of the ghost fleet have made it to Chinese tea pot refineries. There are also overland routes for sending out Irans oil by train through Central Asia. So the blockade is not working. The US Armed forces have suffered considerable reputational loss as they have singularly failed to subdue Iran a middle tier Power. Iran has emerged much stronger from the war As it now controls gulf of Hormuz.

Your level of intelligence is on display here.

@Kacchaaloo @NewsAlgebraIND He is worried about forex it seems.

@NewsAlgebraIND But Laadli behen yojna should continue Freebies should be distributed

HUGE 🚨 PM Modi makes a special appeal amid global crisis. "I would appeal to people not to buy gold for weddings for one year" "Our country do not have big-big oil wells" "Postpone travelling abroad for at least a year" "Prioritise Work from Home" "Reduce edible oil consumption for both economic health and personal health" "Reduce petrol and diesel consumption by using metros. It will save foreign exchange" "If we must use a car, then we should try to carpool. Use Electric Vehicles" "Reduce the usage of chemical fertilisers by 50%. Adopt solar-powered irrigation pumps instead of diesel pumps in agriculture" "Prioritise Made-in-India and locally manufactured products"

@pranavmahajan Never a fiction

What you prefer to read: fiction or non-fiction?

@tesla_jokes How is Tesla cars doing on India?

Here is another reason why Tesla's FSD will never work on UK 🇬🇧 country lanes /s