John Machesky

@DamnThatsRich @Decker6 Rule 34

It’s good to remind yourself at least once a day that this happened......

@michaelpilch @tylerjbjohnston @DamnThatsRich

@tylerjbjohnston @jmachesk @DamnThatsRich

Holy Pitt!

@DamnThatsRich @koramadrama @feralcreature

@DamnThatsRich picnic bro

🤯 China for less than many domestic flights! $316RT from Los Angeles #LAX to Shanghai #PVG or Beijing #PEK for travel from Sept through March. bit.ly/2LKPb4h #airfare #flights

@DamnThatsRich I'm dying

@DamnThatsRich ireshaimase!

@michaelpilch We going to Amsterdam and visiting a windmill together?

#thebachelorette no context spoilers

@DamnThatsRich cooking with john

@maxwellsing That's a lot of different places that milk comes from...Nice

There are currently four different types of milk in my fridge. I’ve hit peak milk.

@michaelpilch just add some garlic brah

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world to call mayonnaise “aioli”

@mk_LikeTheOlsen So that's why people laugh when I dance...

How dare this person film me in my home without permission

@DamnThatsRich i have no idea but i want that flurry

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Atlanta #ATL - Chicago #ORD $98RT nonstop on American or United for travel through October. bit.ly/2U7xXTi #airfare #flights

@StatsChicago Is he really quiet or is he just listening? Maybe he's on hold with comcast...

@chrbish Jesus raising the hoes

@maxwellsing I must watch

Paddington 2 was still the best movie of the year and tonight doesn’t change anything. #GoldenGlobes

@maxwellsing I was worried it was me...

Tune in to the premiere of #TheBachelor tonight and you might just see a familiar face... That’s right, Colton Underwood. He was on last year’s season of both The Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise.

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