Jordyn Davidoff

@USSMUSIC Can you add a show in Toronto??? My house can hold at least a 100 ppl.

@dpare Saw you at Yuk Yuks in Mississauga tonight. At first glance in that sweater I wasn't expecting much. You were fantastic! Cheers

@lenadunham You can get married now!!! Go America! Canada is proud

@ApprenticeNBC I think it was unprofessional for Vivica to call a woman a a bitch and trick on tv. Those words are ok but act a fool isn't

@OLIVER_PECKer Do you have sex with the tooth pick in your mouth?

@HavenHerald #haven5 what did you do to the show .... ruined

@taylorswift13 I am in love with Shake it off. you are so quirky it's beautiful!!!!

I think people hate atheists because we give away the ending.

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

@MileyCyrus rocking my twerking teddy for my girl Miley!

“@TricksAndHacks: Magazine rack inside the cabinet becomes a pot lid holder. ”genius!

“@MileyCyrus: I love you more today than yesterday but less than I will tomorrow ❤️” what took you so long to tell me Miley?

Most misunderstood English words:

Mmm rare steak for my bday #birthday #steak #rare #delicious instagram.com/p/arUfPxjW4A/

If you're in a bad mood, here's a baby penguin