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🦋💚Jodie Marshall💚🦋
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🦋💚Jodie Marshall💚🦋
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I read a lot & hold dance parties in my car. NOT a professional acct. She/her #RAFVAD #MH warrior💚
New Jersey...and proud of it! Katılım Aralık 2013
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@BakersTweet It’s 9:30pm their time right now. How long did you expect them to stay awake? 🤷🏻♀️
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From a directing/ production point of view they absolutely should have waited until it was dark and lit the shit out of it. #OpeningCeremony
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DeSantis banning AP African American Studies is a reminder of that old quote -- White privilege is when your history is the curriculum and every other history is an elective.
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I once had an illicit vegetable garden in prison. We smuggled fresh veggies into the cell blocks. A thread...
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For those contemplating a detox or cleanse in the new year, here’s a toxicologist’s explanation of how they work:
They don’t.
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this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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Most grandma/reindeer collisions are entirely preventable. Please give wildlife plenty of space.
Olympia, WA 🇺🇸 English
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 2 Dec 2013 (via @twi_age).
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@BunAndLeggings My 3yo nephew hates having his teeth brushed, but would open up wide so that he could have his dinosaur teeth brushed 🤷🏻♀️😂
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I don’t always know which kid makes which mess, but I do know 3B’s work when I see it.
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This is why your parents told you “Don’t talk to strangers”
It’s terrifying to be a woman sometimes. 😔
your other mom@difficultpatty
I never do these, but story time: I was polite to a dude at a salsa bar at a restaurant 3 months ago. He asked where I was from and what I did for work and I told him. He was familiar with the city I live in and asked which school I taught at, so I mentioned the name.
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Hardly magic 😊 I just tend to be hard to shop for, so asking for gift cards is the easiest. I’ve also gotten cards for pedicures and once even a massage. People are really creative sometimes 😊
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Somehow it’s my Twitter anniversary, even though I was notified of this exact thing on December 2nd, 2022. 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🙃
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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@twinstantfamily It’s the BEST! I also get cards for gasoline, Target, convenience stores, etc. I can shop all day and not pay one cent, it’s great!
Oh, and haircuts too!
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When my parents asked what I want for Christmas, I really wanted to say groceries. Is that allowed? 😆
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Hate to break it to you but when the richest people on Earth tell you the real problems are pronouns and wokeness they are trying to distract you from something
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Are we sure the wise men who brought frankincense and myrrh weren't just trying to sign Mary up for their essential oils pyramid scheme?
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She figured it was one less thing to do during a busy time of the year. Now she’s retired, & they are once again Christmas /winter holiday cards.
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