J Mart

@UniteVids Caves+happiness

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When I try to philosophize with my cat

May 9, 1386: The Treaty of Windsor between Portugal and England was ratified. It is the oldest active alliance in the world.

@NHL_On_TNT Discover cards still exist?

Biz made himself run a lap after the Marner hatty 🏃 "You're the best, I'm the worst, please take me back" 😭

Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.

BREAKING NEWS: Justice Clarence Thomas is now our third longest serving Justice in American history! 34 years and 192 days. He is quite simply our greatest Justice. Justice Thomas recently delivered one of the most important speeches in American history, celebrating the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. It’s a must read, and link to speech and youtube video are below. Learn more about Justice Thomas’s inspiring life by watching the superb documentary, Created Equal: Clarence Thomas in His Own Words or reading his exceptional memoirs, My Grandfather’s Son. (links below) And in three days, Justice Thomas will be our 2nd longest serving Justice in history!

@lovedropx Free Bird stop hitting Oops I did it Again!

What are you naming your child?

@GLIAClegend @LevAkabas Yep synthetic glue is ruining the planet

@LevAkabas The horses don’t love the game like they used to. Nowadays horses are woke and want to be in petting zoos. Secretariat was fighting to not get sent to the glue factory. The game’s gone.

Kentucky Derby times haven't gotten any faster since the 1960s... Why? Two theories: (1) Selective breeding has reached its limit due to reduction of genetic variation (2) People care about breaking records. Horses don't 🏇

Wait, why didn't I ever realize? 😭

@Civixplorer Ottawa as a State is disgusting!

The U.S. that President James K. Polk wanted? An alternate history map of the United States in the 1840s.

Clarence Thomas retires but we place him on the golden throne and make him the eternal emperor of America

when michael jackson and britney spears performed together in 2001... the stage had never seen so much pop power. HISTORY.

Going back in time 20 years to become the worlds first trillionaire by buying a $10 parlay that the Republicans Party’s two most important characters in 2026 are the guy from The Apprentice and the boyfriend from The Hills

When US President Harding died unexpectedly in 1923, Vice President Calvin Coolidge took the oath of office at 2:47 AM, and promptly returned to bed.

This is a great point actually.

Go knights go!