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@MoraraKebaso But Hong Kong is like visiting California and comparing it with us. That's absurd considering the celebrity mode of life there. You can't compare Hong Kong to China still!

Am in Hong Kong. Sielewi nini inaendelea huku. Diesel prices at the fuel station is equivalent of Ksh 597 per litre na nimebebwa na taxi Mercedes ya Diesel. Sijui vile itakua😂mniombee. Mkiona sijarudi mjue I risked too much. Nimeingia shop ya nguo a Tshirt is Ksh 25,000. Ama nimepotea?

@polo_kimanii The only valid answer to this is "...looking forward rather than east or west...". But who is really looking forward, and who really takes the benefits? Also a friend to all is a friend to none. Our policies should be precautionary.

Theres two things happening here,Ombachi and Bien wanatafuta unga. Which is very valid,family must eat. But the deeper underlying issue here,is this is not just about pictures. This isnt just a regular dinner. These two guys,Because of their deep cohesion in the society,representing both generations,they are being used as a signature to signify that indeed there is unity between France and Kenya and we as kenyans have embraced it. They knew this and still went. But we all know that deep down the french are not here for business. They are not here to “invest”. They are here to Use and take. Its all they do. Thats why Traore kicked them out when he took power. Its not a matter of Ombachi and Bien are good people,its a matter of they have been used as a watermark in the documents that binds this country into tighter shackles of colonization and exploitation. As the wiseman once said,Hunger will once again make a man go back to beg for food where his siblings were poisoned.

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@africatodayMG If a bunch of trusted MDs can singlehandedly corrupt our fuel economy, imagine such a reactor being controlled from our usual-political affiliated point. It would be disastrous. I guess the timing of this announcement has a political manipulation too. A "nitawajibu Kwa vitendo" p

Kenya is set to construct its first-ever nuclear power plant at an estimated cost of $3.9 billion. The plant will deliver 1,000 megawatts of electricity in its first phase It will boost Kenya’s electricity to 26.2% of the current installed capacity of 3,812 megawatts. By 2040, the plant is projected to expand and generate up to 20,000 megawatts, making Kenya as one of Africa’s biggest energy producers. When completed, it will be the first nuclear power plant in East Africa. Currently, South Africa is the only African country with an operating commercial nuclear power plant supplying electricity.

My boomer grandfather sold land and left Embu for a remote Kirinyaga town called Wang’uru. There, he blew two million with two old concubines he’d met back in the 70s. Turns out he’d been fantasizing about them for 30 years after a Muthunguci party hosted by Kamaru at a River Road bar. The man never owned a cellphone in his life. To this day, nobody knows how he tracked them down.

@sholard_mancity Nmeona mtu amesema ati, we leave the courts to tell us the truth! We ought to remember guys that the courts serve justice and not the law. So whoever can buy justice carries the day. Iwinjo?

I’m watching NTV, normal programming… then suddenly a cut to the courts. And there is Herman Manyora in the docks. Not as an analyst this time, but as the subject. Charged over a KSh 516,000 tender deal involving Nairobi Hospital, allegedly obtaining money by claiming he could secure a construction tender. I had to pause. Because this is someone many Kenyans listen to, trust, and quote. So now we’re left with two uncomfortable possibilities: Either the charges are real, and we are witnessing how easily public credibility can mask private conduct… Or the charges are not, and we are seeing how quickly a public voice can be pulled into the mud. And that is the real issue. Because in Kenya today, truth is no longer what people wait for… it is what people choose. And once that line is crossed, reputations don’t fall because of facts, they fall because of narratives.

This is my new video on YouTube about how Nigeria went from having 24 international merchant ships in 1964 to none by 2026. The decline was largely driven by corruption and embezzlement. Many of the ships were eventually seized in foreign ports due to unpaid debts. Here’s the link: youtu.be/errSZ8pZoA8 I really wish this video will go viral. If this comes across your timeline, please share.

@itskipronoh Ni kusema na kutenda ama ni kusema na kusema na kurudia rudia...😂😂 The confidence and language is good though!

The Head Girl of Kapsabet Girls High School understood her role exceptionally well. She truly made the school, her parents, and her fellow students proud. Very brilliant and sharp.

@kafangi @_mpekethu_ Hadi hio title ya Dr. haueshimu kijana🫢😂😂

@_mpekethu_ Ebu camel toe

Camel meat is just as flavorful as goat meat, plus haina tumifupa tudogo twa mbuzi. In today’s episode of actual hidden gems, I introduce you to Fridah, who boils camel meat in Isolo town, and serves it at ridiculously affordable prices. Had lunch for 2 today at 340 bob. 0703728219

@pwanyama In short you are fixed to the "broker" mentality on quick gains rather than evolving to something even bigger and better!

During the LSK campaigns, I consistently warned lawyers that digitization would disrupt legal services. Many did not heed this warning, but it is now becoming a reality. The first phase involves the introduction of instant fines, eliminating the need for litigation in road-related offenses. The next phase will focus on digitizing insurance compensation based on a pre-determined matrix, further reducing the necessity for lawyers. This raises an important question: how many law firms rely on traditional practices to generate income in this evolving landscape

@briansureobino Now with the character you just described so well, that can only tell you that the guy is really dangerous and very useful while quiet! Those introverted geeks are usually the most sharp individuals in the room, just not in the way that would help the majority.

There isn’t a luckier person than this guy here. He’s a very lucky boy. His name is Davis Chirchir. You’ll never hear him say anything. He’s the current CS for Transport. Before that, he was CS for Energy & Petroleum, he did nothing during his time, came up with no policy, no TV interviews no nothing. In 2024, Ruto dismissed the entire cabinet, him too. He said nothing. He later was reinstated and this time moved to Roads & Transport Ministry, he has been in it doing nothing. Since 2025 till now, we have had very many fatal accidents, no one has seen him say a thing. He has never come up with any policy or anything for road safety, he doesn’t even go with the President to launch new roads. We recently had Matatu strike in Nairobi that paralyzed transport & vehicles were burnt, he said nothing. We’re currently having floods in Nairobi and most parts, his ministry is directly responsible for the floods due to poor drainage in most major roads like jogoo road, Mombasa road, Thika road & some roads are impassable but he has said nothing. He doesn’t go to TV interviews, even during cabinet meetings he says nothing. The funny thing is, he says nothing & we also asking him nothing. seems like no one asks him anything. He’s not bothered and we’re not bothered either. All he does is to wait end month, go to the bank, withdraw his salary and go home. He’s a very lucky boy.

@coralcook3 @samuel_leeds Just being curious here. What makes the European churches fore close?

Awesome Bro... Me and my family moved from San Diego to the UK (West Midlands) to plant churches. We don't want to see churches close down and become mosque. We took on a lease on a church in Walsall (the former congregation had closed down). We planted our first church there 2 years ago. We were just given another building in Walsall and plan to plant a second church at that location. The church had closed down. Any one out there with experience and a burden for planting in the UK? God keeps opening doors for more buildings in the West Midlands area.

I'm buying a church. I’ve made a cash offer of £225,000 to purchase this church, which was about to close and be sold off to developers. I'm fed up with driving past all these churches in the UK that used to thrive, support the community, and feed the homeless. Now, just look at these beautiful church buildings. So many are boarded up, closed down, with developers queueing up to profit from converting them into flats. I simply can't accept that a building built to glorify Jesus for generations can be turned into something solely for profit. So I've placed an offer on a church in my hometown. My plan is to buy it and offer it completely free of charge, with zero rent, to a church willing to worship Jesus here and serve others. What do you think of this idea?

@WashiraX What about the profits from the company, will they be taxed?

If you hold several properties under your name, You are what we call a SOLE owner. And there is pride in that. Assets make you look like a HNI - High Net Worth Individual. But being a sole owner quietly carries a dangerous meaning: - Sued once. Lose everything. We live in a very litigious society. One lawsuit, And every property under your name becomes a target. That is why your wealth requires asset protection. One of the most powerful tools is moving property into: - A Family Trust, or - A Private Limited Company Let us focus on companies today. Here is the least known part. If you transfer property from your name into a company where: - You own 100% of its shares, or - You co-own it with your spouse, or - You co-own it with your children The transfer does NOT attract the 15% Capital Gains Tax. You move the assets KRA free. And you still retain control of everything. This is how many wealthy families structure their wealth. They own nothing personally. But control everything. What is holding you back?

@lemzywonder @Jeshi_LaSifuna This means that eligible voters are expected to be close to 39 million people! A sharp rise from 22 million voters that were eligible in the last election. Does that make sense really?

This Is Not About Money.. It's About 2027 Elections. 1. Help In Arms Deal To The Sudan Rebel Group RSF 2. Gold Smuggling 3. Rigging Of 2027 General Elections By The Zimbabwe Guy 4. Get Army Help From The Sudan Rebel Militia When Things Go South In 2027. We Are Ready For You.

Here is a list of foreigners whom Evelyn Cheluget, the Director General of Immigration Services, has issued Kenyan passports to travel with. The orders to issue the passports came from the Statehouse. Number 6 is Zimbabwe’s Wicknel Chivayo, who is supposed to help Kasongo steal the 2027 elections. To apply for a Kenyan passport, you need a Kenyan identity card and an e-citizen account, and you have to pay. Whose account was used for this illegal passports application? Did they use a zero token where no payment was made? Why were the immigration officers told the applicants were Very Important Persons (VIPs) and to issue express passports? Please Google the list of names of those Ruto gave Kenyan passports. Post what you find on the comments. Selling Kenyan passports is evil but selling our passports to criminals is pure demonic behaviour! Ruto Must Go!

@ItsMutai This statement would be rational if you did a comparison on cost of making each of the uniforms. Otherwise we take it as propokanda.

Those complaining about the uniforms, we all know that during the past regime, these pass out uniforms were a cashcow for 'Wakubwa'. This time round we are cutting costs.

@siammuh @themayor_ke Is it possible to hack into CCTV cameras inside bank bays? If yes, this makes the scope of the investigation more complicated!

@themayor_ke The ONLY person aware of the amount withdrawn by any customer is the bank TELLER or an INSIDER in the same bank. No need to look further. Some staff are just thugs in suits.

A man by the name Victor Macgregor allegedly withdrew KSh 420,000 from Equity Bank, Enterprise Road Branch and was trailed by suspected criminals in what appears to have been a calculated and well-coordinated operation. The suspects reportedly kept him under surveillance, including while he was at Neema Uhai Hospital in Kasarani, before breaking into his vehicle and making away with the cash. Detectives are now being urged to identify a man who was allegedly seen persistently on phone calls, believed to have been coordinating with accomplices during the incident. The incident raises serious concerns about organized surveillance targeting bank customers and whether there could be insider leaks facilitating such crimes.

@NytoP2PMwangi Tuonyeshe mandugu wa ruto Sasa...and let Kenyans compare if that is how low you want us to go!

Mtegemea cha nduguye hufa maskini, and indeed, former Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka’s brother, Kelvin Mwendwa Kalonzo, died a very poor man. Let’s be petty and analyse this photo of Kalonzo Musyoka bidding goodbye to his late brother. As most of you might know, in the Kamba community, the coffin must be taken into the house where the departed was living before burial. But look at this photo, what do you see? Poverty written all over it. Look at that crack on the wall and the window. Look at that curtain, who even uses such curtains (Gitambaya) today? Look at that socket; it seems like an afterthought and looks unsafe. If you threw that cardboard away(Kabat), nobody would collect it. That is the only part we can see, and maybe the nicest area of the house. Now imagine the rest of the house. We all knew Kalonzo Musyoka was mean, but we didn’t imagine it was this bad. A billionaire, why didn’t he help his brother? Why did he allow him to live in such conditions? Charity begins at home, But His Tseikuru village has nothing to show for his 50 years in government, and now we’ve learned that even his own family may not have benefited from his wealth, success, and power. Kenyans should stop entertaining clowns. Even if you really want to replace the incumbent President, there are 54 million other Kenyans, this is not it.

@georgediano Lakini ruto na yeye huwa habahatishi kushagua marafiki😂😂😂

I’ve always said from time to time that these briefcase churches are just in the business of selling false hope and laundering money for politicians. Bishop Kiengei is a drunkard and a womanizer who allegedly sleeps with different women in his church. He is always fighting scandals involving inappropriate relationships of supplying high voltage electricity to various yellow yellow damsels. These pulpit bandits swear by the Bible today, but tomorrow they do something that contradicts their teachings. The unfortunate thing is that such churches often attract members with low IQ whom they can easily manipulate and lie to. The only church that does not entertain mediocrity is the Catholic Church. Even Muslims do not just appoint anyone to be a sheikh, they are very strict when it comes to the teachings of the Quran. But these briefcase churches have pulpit bandits preaching the word of God during the day, and at night they are fornicating and drinking premium ethanol, like Bishop Kiengei & the rest. This Kenya needs a president like Kagame or a Muslim one who can regulate churches. Otherwise we are incubating a country that will be full of zombies. It's happening with Owuor’s church & Pastor Ezekiel's. In Western it's even worse, there are many briefcase churches operating like cults.

@OdhisSr Choosing to attack kikuyus here is understandable since they got a bigger hand in the agenda on the list. But I see it as systemic failure to proper urban management due to corruption and laxity mainly due to nepotism. Generally you will find vibandas anywhere in Kenya.

After that Githurai incident, I think the biggest thing hindering change in Nairobi city are the Kikuyu businesspeople and matatu cartels. These people want to sell and park vehicles everywhere jamani🤦🏾‍♂️. Just look at Kisumu CBD man , wide pedestrian walkways with no trace of matatus and hawkers . Hapa hata kupigwa ngeta ni ngumu sana.