Jason Herlitz

@pmelt Welcome back to life

Just woke up. What happened?

@saniyafatma1278 Burt Chance's grill

what do you call this?

@BrianWelsome @IsaiahLCarter No fun

@IsaiahLCarter No kegs, no DJ, no 6 foot heroes , no coolers, no rides , no grills, no kids .

A communal table in a tony part of town? Looks about white.

@sarahadams @TMZ So they could talk to anyone, really?

@TMZ You don’t understand how a threat to you living situation actually works, do you. Maybe talk to some smarter people before putting out these stupid posts.

👀 EXCLUSIVE: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag dine out amid alleged death threats. bit.ly/4nEeuVF

@papa_electrico I keep trying to like this dingleberry and he continues to make it difficult. He is really far from being a real man.

Karmic always keeps it classy.

@SJBot3000 @frez777 He is shitting his pants and unsure what to do. His 1st lolsuit is about to go up in flames and 2 more are coming down the pike.

After spending Saturday reposting political accounts and yesterday's complete absence from X, SJ is back today reposting the same accounts. Less than a week away from his big gig and he's not even promoting it to his "fans".

I have spent the day in cargo shorts and sandals, cleaning out a shed, maintaining a wheelbarrow, and -- so help me -- gardening. Despite using a tactical shovel to plant the landscaping, I fear my transformation into a Suburban Old Man is complete.

@JdDelay5150 @nicksortor Stay safe, brother

@nicksortor Yeah bro. Sitting in Austin right now and this shit is wild.

BREAKING: Austin, TX Police have issued a SHELTER-IN-PLACE warning for a large swath of the city, seen in the below map, as a shooter is going around firing AT RANDOM in the area Up to NINE shootings have taken place since last night, and four have been shot. Two fire stations have also been shot at, and police are looking for suspect(s) possible in their late teens. Supposedly, they’re switching between the vehicles seen below. Anyone in Austin with info is encouraged to call 911 immediately.

@sarahadams @LangmanVince Almost all men would've been paid less. I think there maybe 3 to 5 men in the world who would've been paid that much.

@LangmanVince Nope a man knocking someone out in less than 17 seconds would have been paid the same

Ronda Rousey made $2.2 million for her 17 second fight against Gina Carano last night which comes out to $129,411 per second! 😂 Do you have a problem with this?

@Humanguerrilla @sarahadams @shanedavisart @netflix Good point

@jmherlitz @sarahadams @shanedavisart @netflix Technically the Holm fight was 5:59. 5 min first round then knocked out in 59 seconds.

I'm done with Netflix fights. Go fuck yourself @netflix You go up on the price to blow through over 2 million in 17 seconds. No woman should be able to make 2 Million in 17 seconds....this is Hoeflation to the max! Boycott #Boycott_Nextflix #BoycottNetflix

@sarahadams @shanedavisart @netflix Dont forget these two Nunes 48 seconds Holm 59 seconds. To those who dont understand, fights between even the most evenly matched fighters can be over in seconds. Thats the game.

So you’ve never seen Rousley fight before, haha. For others who are uneducated. Rousey’s UFC average fight time was about 2 minutes 36 seconds to 3 minutes 5 seconds, depending on the stats source and whether non-UFC bouts are included. Also before last night: vs. Cat Zingano — 14 seconds vs. Bethe Correia — 34 seconds vs. Alexis Davis — 16 seconds vs. Sarah Kaufman — 54 seconds

@DabblingJohn @YouTube Jesus Christ

Gillette paid for this? Shocking that John was with Leno as long has he was. God awful! youtu.be/sIvIY9XImcA?si… via @YouTube

@kingofalldicks1 Did Vince grow up a spoiled little rich kid? Cause he sure seems like someone who needs a good rap across the mouth. Would truly enjoy being the person who gave him that.

Vince is a notorious liar. He instigated the SJ lawsuit just to cause turmoil. He’s a scumbag.

@joenghaugen @shalomshuli @TheUncleRicoSho @SJBot3000 @mikemorsesays @thezencomic @Andyfromontario @stutteringjohnm But he said he hit .400 in little league.

@TheUncleRicoSho @SJBot3000 @shalomshuli @mikemorsesays @thezencomic @Andyfromontario SAVETSN.COM @stutteringjohnm swingin' out of his velcro shoes.

LIVE @ 8pm est on YOUTUBE: Stuttering John's Latest Strike FAILS...Again 👇👇👇 youtube.com/live/acNSVhvyq… @shalomshuli @mikemorsesays @thezencomic @Andyfromontario

@WithoutYourHead 1st henchman who takes a beating from John Wick, but doesn't die.

I will be spending a month in Austria this winter!

@MatthewColler Yeah, can you explain the Kyler Murray hype? I dont see it.

Doing a Vikings mailbag... anybody out there got questions?

@Oldtimers365 @PAMsLOvE Me

@BookProWrestler @AJLeatherman Still not to be messed with. A legit tough bastard.

Bob Backlund’s neighbor shared this photo taken today and wanted fans to know something that feels very Bob Backlund… Bob still makes it to the local pool three days a week — without fail. Good days, bad days, doesn’t matter. And maybe the most Bob Backlund part of all? He’s still living PMA — Positive Mental Attitude — every day.

@papa_electrico @mrmule2022 He actually seems more sane here.

I put Buckman’s eyes on Karmic. Karmic Buckman

@BobRuzek @shalomshuli @stutteringjohnm Because fuck him. He is a scumbag.

@jmherlitz @shalomshuli @stutteringjohnm Why should he have to "sank away into obscurity"? Why can't you people just leave them alone and just ignore him if he does a show? Why can't you guys just be mature human beings and just leave them alone instead of harassing him like you do? Quite childish don't you think?

Let me make this perfectly clear since I’ve been accused of sending people to his shows. NO ONE GO TO THIS SHOW! Thanks