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@magachrchpastr @SpeakerJohnson Let's make sure it doesn't get to the point where Paula White has to summon angels from Africa and South America. Then Iran will really be sorry. A-hak-a-hoo-remaka!

@SpeakerJohnson I’m praying that Iran accepts President Trump‘s latest offer to settle so he doesn’t have to continue threatening them. I don’t know how they can withstand his strongly worded tweets🙏🇺🇸

America stands alone as a nation founded upon a creed — articulated in our Declaration 250 years ago —that has been the greatest force for peace, justice, and innovation the world has ever known. For two and a half centuries, America has been a land of hope and liberty, a place of miracles, and a light to all nations — because we are a nation based in faith. May God continue to bless this great nation, and may we remain a people of prayer.

@MAGACult2 Atlantic Industrial Coatings = Kruger Industrial Smoothing

🤯BREAKING NEWS: The federal award record for the Lincoln Reflecting Pool contract 140P2026C0028 names Atlantic Industrial Coatings LLC as the awardee, not Mid-America Industrial Coatings. So if the pictured truck is being presented as the contractor, that needs explanation. GREAT WORK @Scout_503

@magachrchpastr Thomas Massie and Bill Cassidy need immediate church discipline if they are going to make it to the promised land.

At my church, we only pray for GOP presidents and members of Congress because we don’t want God to think we’re woke🙏🇺🇸

@magachrchpastr @BuecheShel26810 Nevertheless, you can't get TAlariCO without TACO.

@BuecheShel26810 The man is a monster

And eating breakfast tacos at 2 in the afternoon? I can’t even go there 😉🌮

@NancySinatra Nancy I didn't recall that your father died on May 14, but we share that sad fact. Five years ago today my dad passed away after suffering a stroke. I still miss him.

Twenty-eight years ago, the world lost Frank Sinatra, and I lost my dad. I don’t think I’ll ever fully get over the loss of him, or the fact that my siblings and I were disregarded and not given a chance to say goodbye. My father was one of the most extraordinary men I ever had the privilege to know. What an incredible life he lived, and what a remarkable legacy he left behind. On this sad anniversary, I find myself thinking about all he accomplished, the joy he brought to so many people, and the love he gave to those closest to him. The world could certainly use his warmth, kindness, grace, and wonderful sense of humor today. He had a way of making people feel special, whether it was one person sitting beside him or on stage in front of thousands. What I regret most is that his great-grandchildren never got the chance to know him. Oh! How they would have loved each other. Twenty-eight years later, the world still sings along with him. Young people continue discovering him for the first time, while those who loved him from the beginning still treasure the man and his music. His music is special because it came from somewhere real, and because he meant every word he sang. He left behind a body of work that continues to bring people comfort, joy, romance, and strength. Dad was always concerned that his work would be forgotten, so he would be absolutely thrilled to know that his legacy lives on across generations, not only through his music, but in the hearts and on the playlists of millions of people around the world.   Frank Sinatra is eternal. And I still miss my Daddy. I love you, Poppa.

@magachrchpastr @atrupar Not only that, but in the 1970s three packs of Marlboro a day caused tostesterone to soar.

@atrupar Well, duh, back in the 70s men did a lot more scrotum tanning (as endorsed by Tucker Carlson)

RFK Jr: "In 1970, men had twice the sperm count as our teenagers do today"

@magachrchpastr @GaryPetersonUSA You know, it's appropriate that the mall food courts pay homage to our beloved Orange Julius Caesar. Wear those hats with pride!

@GaryPetersonUSA Those hats look well-loved, Gary. That's my hope and prayer for your daughter too on her food court date.

My daughter always picks the perfect hat to go on her dates, as the fellas are all lined up for a classy food court date.

@magachrchpastr That card may have been demon-infested. If it happens again, perhaps you could hold a deliverance service right there in the store.

Last Sunday as I was leaving the grocery store, I saw a mom with 2 active toddlers in tow trying to pay. I watched as she swiped her card over and over again without success. Seeing her desperation, I decided to help. So I said a silent prayer for it to work. Thinking about them.

@magachrchpastr @Bbmorg With Gospel tracts? Yes and thank you!

@jmk302s @Bbmorg How’s a fly over sound to you?

Bone spur Trump brave?

@magachrchpastr @Bbmorg I've been meaning to ask, are there any premiums for monthly donors?

@Bbmorg You know how you can be brave, Bob? By becoming a generous recurring giver to my "Prayer Force One" private aircraft ministry by which I spread the gospel and also take numerous expensive family vacations. We take Venmo, PayPal, and Apple Pay (new)!!

@Montagfar451 @magachrchpastr Thank you, and blessings on your work as fireman! This is really needed in America right now!

@jmk302s @magachrchpastr Hopefully your DOGE and tariff rebates will help with this unexpected Biden financial burden!

Ever since President Trump was elected, no kids have gone off to school in the morning and then returned home in the afternoon with a gender-reassignment surgery. Personally, I don't think he gets enough credit for that🙏🇺🇸

@magachrchpastr Bethany, is that you?

It's well past time for Evangelicals to admit that the earth is billions of years old, that dinosaurs and humans didn't coexist, that being gay isn't a choice, and that conservative politics has ruined the church. I'm not going to admit any of that, but it is well past time🙏🇺🇸

@magachrchpastr @tim10726 Actually this week the board changed the name to Dolly Madison Middle School.

@tim10726 James Madison Middle School for one.

@Eyeswideopen69 @Eyeswideopen69 the tax benefits to becoming a recurring giver alone are amazing!

No children have had their gender reassigned in an afternoon you silly cunt. Ever! But how many have gone to straight to the morgue in body-bags under Trump? How many have been kidnapped by ICE? How many have seen their parents deported? Call yourself a Christian. Imposter.

@magachrchpastr @RobBurns565326 I'm blessed that President Trump let me buy gas even though I live in a blue state. His mercy stretches from sea to shining sea!

@RobBurns565326 He's a lover!!

My cat is now safe too. Thank you President Trump!

@magachrchpastr I have it on good word that mercenaries from HolyWater (a division of Blackwater) have been dispatched to TP your rivals' steeples just prior to the morning service. Can I get an amen?

I have solid intelligence that one of my rival pastors is only two weeks away from obtaining a nuclear weapon. You know what happens next🙏🇺🇸

@uscfan981 It shields the rest of us up North from Tennessee.

Say something nice about Kentucky.

@magachrchpastr I think it's more of an outrage that she had to pay sales tax on those smoothies. No pastor or pastor's family should ever pay a tribute to Caesar!

My wife Heidi is First Lady of our church, so when she spent $30,000 on smoothies last year using the church credit card nobody batted an eyelash. I'm praying that God smites my rival pastors who reported this to law enforcement though, smh🙏🇺🇸

@ronsterd89 Grapefruit spoon? Not even close. It's for giving liquid medicine to person with forked tongue.

Weird spoon with ridges i found in a rented place. Whats it for