🦰 José Manuel Lucas

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com

When your drug dealer complains you’re not doing enough drugs

to: every single dev that works with a designer msg: Give your designer access to your coding agent. It is imperative that you do so. You'll see the most productivity and beauty in your work in a month. And then you'll realize just how much -you- were holding them back this entire time.

El vibe coding de los zapatos

Vibe coders after realizing they'll still have to dance on TikTok to market their SaaS.

Sex is a very intimate and sacred act Your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with someone who has a mac mini for openclaw

“Make the models cheap to use” “Great, they all forgot how to code” “Now 10x the price”

I launched my SaaS 6 months ago. Here's my MRR progress 👇 Month 1 : $0 Month 2 : $00 Month 3 : $000 Month 4 : $0000 Month 5 : $00000 Month 6 : $000000

“So you vibe coded HubSpot and Slack replacements to save $500 per month” “Yes Dave” “And it cost you $25,000 worth of tokens to do this” “Yes Dave” “And it costs your company $50,000 per year to maintain” “Yes Dave” “And your startup is at zero revenue” “Yes Dave”

Devant des manifestants pro palestiniens à Nice, un passant simule une agression antisémite dés l’arrivée de la police. Quelle honte.

The stock market waiting to open on Monday

Everyone talks about how instagram is bad for mental health but what about jira?

One single tuna fish sold for $3,100,000 at a Tokyo auction. The buyer, sushi chain owner Kiyoshi Kimura, DRASTICALLY overpays on purpose every single year. He's won this auction 8 out of the last 9 years. After the auction he takes the fish back to his restaurants and serves it to customers at regular prices of ~$4.60 a plate. Meaning he loses millions every time. So why does he keep doing it? Because every time he wins, every major news outlet on Earth covers the story, and the media named him the "Tuna King." Those headlines took him from 1 restaurant to over 50 locations across Japan and Los Angeles. He loses money on every single fish. But the free media coverage makes him back multiples of what he spent. The $3.1 million tuna was never about the tuna.

pretty crazy this post talks about creating a replacement for OpenNext using OpenCode

We extract nearly all (95.8%) of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone from Claude Sonnet 🤷🏻‍♂️

My monthly cost of living in Murcia 🇪🇸 🏠 250€ mortgage for chalet with pool 🌞 850€ on sunscreen because Murcian sun is legally classified as weapon 💧 220€ water bill for refilling pool after it evaporates mid month 🧂 180€ Mar Menor salt subscription for seasoning 🪭 95€ siesta mattress calibrated for maximum performance Total: 1,595€/month to live up to 120 years

[INTERVENCIÓN] 15/02 #IFCABOTIÑOSO #Cartagena Nuestros equipos continúan tras una noche de trabajo en condiciones especialmente exigentes, marcadas por el intenso viento 📸 Apertura de línea de defensa con maquinaria y apoyo con tendido de manguera @aamm_murcia #BBFF

Osea, que eres sobrina nieta de la mitiquérrima Gina Lollobrigida, sacas una plata en los Juegos de Pekín, lo dejas para ser madre, vuelves para disputar los Juegos en tu país con 35 palos y ganas el oro ante tu hijo y tus paisanos pasando por encima de la favorita.

ChatGPT, el Bimba y Lola de la IA

If you are a software engineer "experiencing some degree of mental health crisis", now hear this, because I've been coding for 50 years since the days of punched cards and I have a salutary kick in your ass to deliver. Get over yourself. Every previous "programming is obsolete" panic has been a bust, and this one's going to be too. The fundamental problem of mismatch between the intentions in human minds and the specifications that a computer can interpret hasn't gone away just because now you can do a lot of your programming in natural language to an LLM. Systems are still complicated. This shit is still difficult. The need for people who specialize in bridging that gap isn't going to go away. As usual, the answer is: upskill yourself and adapt. If a crusty old fart like me can do it, you can too.