Jon Martin

@Rebel_Viewpoint @AYSSPORTS You got cooked

@AYSSPORTS I’ve never been 300 pounds boss man. All you there

😂😂😂😂 I did something about it. But you will be a loser foever

@izamamaa Leave my goat alone

Hot take, Men like this are straight-up losers. His daughter is 19, dude.

@ma1ybe Okay go apply at an oil rig then tell us how it goes

Honestly, women can literally do all these things but we weren’t officially *allowed* to do most of them until like the 1970s - did you guys not like history at school or something

@RangerApologist Bro put the rangers in always suffer because of 2011

Ranking MLB Fanbases by How Much They’ve Suffered

@hlovo_ @farofa_alho I smoked for 10 and deadass just stopped for my new job... it's genuinely not hard to quit smoking weed

@farofa_alho They always say that 😂

Weed smokers will look at you dead in the face and swear they’re not drug addicts.

@Daykerpriest Oliver fucks homelander up

Now that we’ve acknowledged Nolan beats Homelander… would Lucan beat him in a 1v1 too? 👀

@luv1bun Wow some women are dumb as fuck 😭

Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.” Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?” Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.” DNA test comes back… he’s the father. Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.” Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.” Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?” Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?” Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.” Months later… Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?” Son: “No.” Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.” Even later… Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?” Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”

@PeteBraidis @Cardinals Someone's a wittle angry

@Cardinals That is NOT a grand slam. Learn the rules as that was a blatant error. Tatis should be bludgeoned for the error and his casual jog to get the ball. 🤡🤡🤡

A LITTLE LEAGUE GRAND SLAM FOR JJ WETHERHOLT!! 🤯

@SoveyX Asian women think I look like ed Sheeran but no white people have ever said it

How come white people can identify hundreds of dog breeds but can’t tell two Asians apart?

@welovesweetboy_ Only way to win is throw Deadpool and wolverine into space

now that homelander is immortal which duo wins this fight?

@Chorgan2282 @OleTimeHardball Why do we only look at offense? Why can't someone be a hof for defense???

@OleTimeHardball If Yadi is a HOFer than Salvy is the 🐐 catcher

You hold the deciding vote in the Hall of Fame case for Yadier Molina. Does he get in?

@messedupfoods This is literally what rich people or kings ate not the peasants 💀💀💀

@imfynerthanfyne Calling him broke while asking for money is crazy

i’m so irritated

@pastaaagh Hormones were higher

@ma1ybe The fact that they need to see the pad and she needs to fake it means they don't belong together also you don't know what rape is you sped

If as a man you ask to see your girlfriend's pad as proof that she's really on her periods, understand that you don't respect consent and that you're a rapist.

@JABsMusic Biggest rage bait ever

How are the Cubs “elite”??? Seriously tho. lol

@johsblog @ReelRebel_ Immortal wipes homelander

@ReelRebel_ Homelander is the major issue here

does the guardians of the globe stands a chance against the seven at full power?.

@1realFormula Gold and silver is the only answer

You get $75M and 30 minutes to spend it… No cars, no houses, no stocks. What are you panic-buying?

@RealityRens Wait until they find out we have bakery's with simple ingredients 😱😱

@Zer0_Aim @imfat Think you meant a month

@imfat I mean, $19 and hr is $3040 a week at 40 hr, $4180 at 50, and $5320 at 60 hrs. Normal people work 50 hrs a week. Lazy people work 40 hrs a week. Those that are successful will clear 60 hrs a week, possibly 80. Are you lazy, normal, or striving for success?

How do I pay: $1,600 rent $250 electricity $100 water $280 internet $140 car insurance EVERY MONTH on under $19/hr???