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Joff

@jmtcomedy

Writer of comedy, player of music, winner of Popmaster TV, owner of dogs, 100% atheist, 95% vegan and supporter of #OUFC… YouTube@LovecraftComedy

UK Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Joff@jmtcomedy·
@navalarch0 We don’t need Just Eat cyclists and hand car washes thanks
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NPC s/n: 28064212@navalarch0·
@RadioGenoa all western countries need cheap labor. they have fallen way behind China, there's no other way to stay relevant.
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RadioGenoa@RadioGenoa·
Greece is invaded like Spain. No elderly people, women, or children, only young soldiers of Allah. This madness must be stopped now.
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When Football Was Better
When Football Was Better@FootballInT80s·
My FA Cup era is probably 1983 to 1991. If pushed, I’d probably edge towards 1987 over 1990. Which FA Cup final brings back the strongest memories for you?
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@Abu_Salah9 How about the crime of starting a war in the first place?
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جندي اسرائيلي حاول ضرب واعتقال رجل فلسطيني أثناء صلاته بالناس ولكنه توقف عن ذلك فور مشاهدته لكاميرا تقوم بالتصوير لذلك نقول ..فضحهم ونشر جرائمهم شيء مهم للغاية
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Doctor Andromeda
Doctor Andromeda@cygnus_dr·
Do you sometimes watch your partner take a shit?
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Joff@jmtcomedy·
@ThomasCutter He didn’t. They were all pure shit. It was just him going “uh, ha ha, uh”. over other people’s records.
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Ronnie@ThomasCutter·
Will Smith made some great hip hop pop tracks in the late 90's...this wasn't one of them....#TOTP
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Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧
Reform UK has appointed Peter Harris (@PHarris4Mayor) as their leader in Essex. Peter Harris is a supporter and promoter of the far-right. He’s an anti-mosque campaigner. Here he is with Anne Marie Waters who founded Pegida UK with (at the time) EDL leader Tommy Robinson when he invited her to speak at his UKIP branch. She's known as an extremist far-right activist who describes Islam as 'legalised evil'. barkinganddagenhampost.co.uk/news/20920824.… barkinganddagenhampost.co.uk/news/20923323.…
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Joff@jmtcomedy·
@Official_NCFC Don’t bottle it! Don’t be too hasty to attack! Don’t try and sit on it. Just do it! COYP!
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Notts County FC
Notts County FC@Official_NCFC·
Here we go! ⚫️⚪️
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Joff@jmtcomedy·
@thekatebutch If you’re unable to watch a simple song contest purely because a man is singing who comes from from a country which is in a war with - and started by - Islamic terrorists, then you’re a lot more than “a bit of a prick”…
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Joff@jmtcomedy·
@MixersUpdaters It’s couldn’t care less, you fucking idiot
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Lost London
Lost London@Lost___London·
A fantastic image of Piccadilly, 1979
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@ZebraMan2615 @BBCWorld You really don’t know what that word means, do you… What’s happening is retaliation to a war started by a group of Islamic terrorists, who could also surrender at any time. For some reason you nutjobs seem to ignore that part. As well as every other war in the world.
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ZebraMan@ZebraMan2615·
@BBCWorld Because we don’t support genocide unlike you
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Maxwell Marfo@lexboray·
@BBCWorld Why boycott Eurovision over Israel but not other sports/events?
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Joff@jmtcomedy·
@BBCWorld Because they’re touchy little pricks who can’t separate entertainment from politics. Pointless - solves nothing.
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@RadioTimes Why are you reporting this as a good thing? Absolutely no genuine football fan thinks this is good news…
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BBC News (UK)@BBCNews·
UK Eurovision act: The BBC gave me a stress test to check I could cope under pressure bbc.in/4dLacIE
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