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Joff

@jmtcomedy

Writer of comedy, player of music, winner of Popmaster TV, owner of dogs, 100% atheist, 95% vegan and supporter of #OUFC… YouTube@LovecraftComedy

UK Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Lies Or Liars
Lies Or Liars@Liesorliars·
Its way worst, when you look into it: Kinrade fabricated every threat by creating an email account in John Andrews name and sending the rape murder and violence messages to herself. She was his ex partner who first met him as his carer in 2022 and was trusted with his medical appointments and bills. The scheme ran from August 2023 to February 2024 with 13 police calls and seven false witness statements that also secured a non molestation order against him in family court. Judge Gareth Branston at Maidstone Crown Court sentenced her on March 19th 2026 calling the offending sophisticated premeditated and relentless plus an appalling abuse of trust that wasted police court and prison resources. Andrews health declined sharply during his three months on remand at HMP Elmley including significant weight loss and a further cancer diagnosis that left him too ill to attend the hearing. The court imposed a 10 year restraining order on Kinrade.
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Peter Lloyd
Peter Lloyd@Suffragent_·
This is Lauren Kinrade, 35, from Kent. She made twenty false rape allegations against an elderly cancer patient whom she cared for. The innocent man, 71 - who also has Parkinson's disease - spent THREE MONTHS in prison. Kinrade was jailed for 4yrs, but will be out in two. 🇬🇧
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Joff
Joff@jmtcomedy·
@BBCBreakfast How about the top brass at these companies and shareholders and investors just make less profit? To put the prices up is bad enough, but to put them up AND give you less is an absolute pisstake.
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Joff@jmtcomedy·
@megakizz What on Earth is “Intentional grift”?
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Megakizz
Megakizz@megakizz·
@moving_charlie It’s just intentional grift we need to stop blaming the system. It’s legalised corruption
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Moving Home with Charlie
Moving Home with Charlie@moving_charlie·
This is deeply symbolic of the British Bureaucracy sickness we are suffering from. £179m spent, for literally nothing. World class waste.
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Joff
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@_ROB_29 You mean are. You can’t say is and then we.
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Rob
Rob@_ROB_29·
If people want to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection and then replace that with a CD collection that we slowly replaced with an MP3 collection and now need a subscription to listen to music.
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Joff@jmtcomedy·
@aitchkayy Don’t need to say literally.
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playboi rv
playboi rv@aitchkayy·
@jmtcomedy Can literally see him lift his hands and start clapping? 😂😂
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Joff
Joff@jmtcomedy·
@ArchRose90 Protesting against. You can’t protest something.
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Chris Rose
Chris Rose@ArchRose90·
Iran executed the 19-year-old champion, Saleh Mohammadi for protesting the Khamenei regime. Nothing from Greta Thunberg, Gary Lineker, Charlotte Church, sectarian Muslim politicians. No hunger strikes on University campuses. Where have all the “human rights” activists gone?
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Really Right Wing
Really Right Wing@ReallyRightReal·
@LozzaFox I imagine the trial will go as well as all of your others… Good luck convincing them you aren’t racist, when they have receipts for days just with X alone.
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Laurence Fox
Laurence Fox@LozzaFox·
The fight back begins! Today I received £482,315.32 And most importantly a new trial. Never give in! Never surrender!
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Joff@jmtcomedy·
@JournalistJill They don’t understand grammar though. Should be ‘beaten’….
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When Football Was Better
When Football Was Better@FootballInT80s·
1985 - A Question of Sport was essential viewing every week…
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@ChinaGlobl He’s called Rowan Atkinson, idiot. 🤦🏻
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China Global
China Global@ChinaGlobl·
⚡🇬🇧🇮🇱 The famous British comedian Mr. Bean: “I feel ashamed of the United Kingdom for allowing Israel to besiege two million people in Gaza, cutting off their electricity, water, and medicine, and then claiming it is defending human rights.”
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@rob_avis_ramble Another person who insists on saying zero rather than no
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Rob and Avis Ramble
Rob and Avis Ramble@rob_avis_ramble·
@GiaMMacool And there is zero need for the jealousy. The technology exists so all women can have the perfect breast. -R
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Gia Macool
Gia Macool@GiaMMacool·
Was this study preformed by angry lesbians? 🤔
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Joff@jmtcomedy·
@TheSkyBlueHub If Millwall are in the playoffs then they’re very likely to rest key players, so unlikely to beat Oxford 3-1
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Catalan
Catalan@Leroywa24722440·
@DrSimonsTravels Couldn’t careless mate shut up and move on we aint getting vaccinated just chill
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Dr Simon
Dr Simon@DrSimonsTravels·
Meningitis is one a few diseases where your child can be well in the morning and dead by the evening And if you’d ever seen it happen, you wouldn’t be debating whether to vaccinate or not Tragic and horrifying
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Joff@jmtcomedy·
@retrofootballnw @stusfootyflash One of the best FA Cup finals without a doubt. Can I be completely unoriginal and mention Houchen’s header?
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Retro Football Network
Retro Football Network@retrofootballnw·
This really set the scene on FA Cup final day. The managers in their suits being interviewed on the pitch at Wembley before the game. Back in 1987 it was #PUSB vs. Tottenham Over to John Sillett, George Curtis & David Pleat.
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Ipswich Town
Ipswich Town@IpswichTown·
🎥📅 Two of our April games have been selected for live @SkySports coverage.
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@Snookersarah Why do you insist on saying zero instead of no?
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Cllr Sarah Hudson
Cllr Sarah Hudson@Snookersarah·
Wrong! We had no issue with the debate. In fact we had resolved to support it. Our issue was with the timing. Every legal head agreed that due to the by-election next month, this motion should NOT take place. The resulting farce meant that nothing could be said in debate. But shows reform just want the headlines. They have zero credibility and zero ability to change ANYTHING relating to illegal immigration.
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Nigel Farage MP
Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage·
Kent County Council has declared an illegal migration emergency in Kent. The local Tories tried to block the vote and walked out. They are running scared of their own record.
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Joff@jmtcomedy·
@aitchkayy He’s not clapping in the slightest!
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playboi rv
playboi rv@aitchkayy·
@jmtcomedy @Treu_red At the top of the pitch clapping infront of the Watford player that he’s seen conversing with in the sky sports clip
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Joff
Joff@jmtcomedy·
@LisaBritton Well, as someone who’s left the profession this week, you could fix it by allowing teachers to actually discipline children who behaviour poorly and make schools tell parents to bring their children up better, instead of pandering to parents at every opportunity.
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Lisa Britton
Lisa Britton@LisaBritton·
I believe more male teachers could help fix so many problems… We need more male teachers! How can we do this?
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@IhabHassane Who am I praying to? I’m assuming it’s to a different one that allowed her to be injured in the first place?
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Ihab Hassan
Ihab Hassan@IhabHassane·
HORRIFIC: This little child, Kiraz Masalma, is among those injured after an Iranian missile struck the Palestinian town of Bayt Awa in the West Bank. She is in critical condition, and her mother was among the women who were killed. Keep her in your prayers.
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Charging…
Charging…@RedPillSayian·
Piers Morgan rage quits after being asked about connection to Epstein and his wife 😳 “I don’t agree with you going to Epstein’s island and having freak off with Ghislaine Maxwell”
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