Joff
30.6K posts

Joff
@jmtcomedy
Writer of comedy, player of music, winner of Popmaster TV, owner of dogs, 100% atheist, 95% vegan and supporter of #OUFC… YouTube@LovecraftComedy
UK Katılım Mayıs 2009
1.9K Takip Edilen1K Takipçiler

Its way worst, when you look into it:
Kinrade fabricated every threat by creating an email account in John Andrews name and sending the rape murder and violence messages to herself.
She was his ex partner who first met him as his carer in 2022 and was trusted with his medical appointments and bills. The scheme ran from August 2023 to February 2024 with 13 police calls and seven false witness statements that also secured a non molestation order against him in family court.
Judge Gareth Branston at Maidstone Crown Court sentenced her on March 19th 2026 calling the offending sophisticated premeditated and relentless plus an appalling abuse of trust that wasted police court and prison resources.
Andrews health declined sharply during his three months on remand at HMP Elmley including significant weight loss and a further cancer diagnosis that left him too ill to attend the hearing.
The court imposed a 10 year restraining order on Kinrade.
English

@BBCBreakfast How about the top brass at these companies and shareholders and investors just make less profit? To put the prices up is bad enough, but to put them up AND give you less is an absolute pisstake.
English

Are you getting less for more when it comes to buying some Easter eggs this year?
Katy Austin had more details on #BBCBreakfast
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
English

@moving_charlie It’s just intentional grift we need to stop blaming the system. It’s legalised corruption
English

@jmtcomedy Can literally see him lift his hands and start clapping? 😂😂
English

I see all the Tories from Oxford have something else to be fake-outraged about this morning. Irony is, they're using a dead girl's tribute to slate one of our players they dislike. Probably wouldn't care less if it wasn't Sam Smith. As disrespectful as not clapping 👍
#oufc
Sky Sports Football@SkyFootball
Vicarage Road comes together to pay tribute to Amelia Aplin.
English

@ReallyRightReal @LozzaFox Receipts are what you get when you buy something.
English

@LozzaFox I imagine the trial will go as well as all of your others… Good luck convincing them you aren’t racist, when they have receipts for days just with X alone.
English

@JournalistJill They don’t understand grammar though. Should be ‘beaten’….
English

Oh look! Suddenly Pride understands which sex is most violent…
PRIDE 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇬🇧@prideukorg
What should they do?
English

@rob_avis_ramble Another person who insists on saying zero rather than no
English

@GiaMMacool And there is zero need for the jealousy. The technology exists so all women can have the perfect breast. -R
GIF
English

@TheSkyBlueHub If Millwall are in the playoffs then they’re very likely to rest key players, so unlikely to beat Oxford 3-1
English

@DrSimonsTravels Couldn’t careless mate shut up and move on we aint getting vaccinated just chill
English

@retrofootballnw @stusfootyflash One of the best FA Cup finals without a doubt. Can I be completely unoriginal and mention Houchen’s header?
English

This really set the scene on FA Cup final day.
The managers in their suits being interviewed on the pitch at Wembley before the game.
Back in 1987 it was #PUSB vs. Tottenham
Over to John Sillett, George Curtis & David Pleat.
English

🎥📅 Two of our April games have been selected for live @SkySports coverage.
English

Wrong! We had no issue with the debate. In fact we had resolved to support it. Our issue was with the timing. Every legal head agreed that due to the by-election next month, this motion should NOT take place. The resulting farce meant that nothing could be said in debate.
But shows reform just want the headlines. They have zero credibility and zero ability to change ANYTHING relating to illegal immigration.
English

@jmtcomedy @Treu_red At the top of the pitch clapping infront of the Watford player that he’s seen conversing with in the sky sports clip
English

@LisaBritton Well, as someone who’s left the profession this week, you could fix it by allowing teachers to actually discipline children who behaviour poorly and make schools tell parents to bring their children up better, instead of pandering to parents at every opportunity.
English

@IhabHassane Who am I praying to? I’m assuming it’s to a different one that allowed her to be injured in the first place?
English




















