mommiana

update: idkkkk seems like we enemies again😭🤣

update: he’s no longer my enemy🤪

who died and made this nigga my enemy?

Baby we believe in God around here I don't care what's trending these days.

Supervisor "I'm sorry we can't sign the papers to approve your vacation days" Me:

@FDSportsbook stop fucking voiding my shit and then not giving me a cash out!!!! I didn’t put $25 to win $400 bitch I wanted $2000

it only took 3 months

put ya on a jet ‘cause I miss ya and I love ya and I wanna see my baaeeaaaeeaaby ayeeee

i don’t believe in many gender roles but men should absolutely be taking the trash out i refuse to do that idk

is anyone else their father’s female son?

2 shots of whateva!!

accepting the things i cannot control

5/10, def won’t recommend but it was a bit enjoyable hahahahahha

won’t be doing that shit again

last night was crazyyyyyyyyyy

As soon as the lips don't match the words on Netflix, I turn it off expeditiously

The relationship you build with a gas station clerk by your crib is important😭💀

i can’t stand a “i’m him” ass mf like get the fuck on himberly

Fanduel should make a prop where you can bet if your parlay will miss by 1 leg

Don’t call me tomorrow, idk what happened tonight