baby jo 💕

I contain singlitudes

I pissed off NYC and Chicago people today. They would know peace if they ever experienced the beauty or Richmond, VA

@Springbreakthru @suboxoneshawty

@joannaisgrumpy @suboxoneshawty We have many sand beaches you fucking imbecile

i have a question about the Chicago Concrete Beach…. doesn’t the concrete get really hot in the sun after awhile like scorching hot????

“If you kiss my neck... it's done. We're fucking.” - FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY, 1880

@Page11_RJ @suboxoneshawty Ooohhhhhhhhh

@joannaisgrumpy @suboxoneshawty Someone would come along and put wind on it and ruin it for everyone.

@llluz13 @suboxoneshawty This is about Love ❤️

@joannaisgrumpy @suboxoneshawty Sand literally gets scorching hot too so what’s this really about

@suboxoneshawty These guys really love their concrete!

@joannaisgrumpy this is a very important question that i’m sure the citizens of chicago would love

@ihateinterview @changingstar0 @prettycritical This is a key detail that I missed lol you are right

@joannaisgrumpy @changingstar0 @prettycritical Not the first date

857 comments. DELICIOUS😈

@changingstar0 @prettycritical This being said, I crossed the Howard Franklin for my first date with my boyfriend which is kind of the same thing

@changingstar0 @prettycritical I dont but I have been on the subway from manhattan to Williamsburg (took about 35 minutes) and I think it’s kinda rude to ask a lady to do that for the first date

@SkinnyTuna Unfortunately the trick to sobriety is creating a life you actually enjoy and want to be present for

like why is sobriety just worse. i don’t feel better. i’m not smarter. i’m not more productive. i’m not more motivated. what kind of sick joke bro

I don’t follow basketball but I watched a spurs game and the guy with the hair and the guy who is unreasonably tall both have star quality.

Weird shit going on in Tampa

Can anyone pick me up from the airport

@LTrain5407 We’ve all been there sister!!!

@joannaisgrumpy Anyone reading this also experience being gaslit by Victoria's Secret into buying a DD bra?

Accurate to the big naturals girl in her early twenties experience. A sort of realism in a way.

sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage. there's no way to adequately account for this

Everyone talking about azalea in that judy video and I’m just like “IS THAT PARIAH THE DOLL???!!”

@bloodxbathe On the phone with my bank like “ who in their right mind would order a $9 decaf latte??? Do you think I’m stupid?? Obviously this is fraud…”

@joannaisgrumpy I would dispute the charge

Spent $9 on a decaf latte, feeling like the dumbest woman alive