jobe

here’s my air bnb host’s review of me after my 36 hour stay.

you and a celeb who shares your sun & moon signs 🔥😎🍔

One thing about me is is that when I travel I will go to a dive bar by myself and I will end the night hugging 7 people goodbye because they are all my new best friends who I will never see again

@MillersHighLyfe I am getting dim sum with my mom in Denver :) cheers brother

Like this tweet if you want to get dim sum with me tonight ignore it if you want me to kill myself

Jennifer Lawrence and Cara Delevingne do not exist past 2016 to me. Any new media that comes out involving them was made pre-2016

mm taste like blood

Yeah. It fell right on top of me actually. I’m still stuck under it send help when you can

@morggerety fomo as hell

@NotoriousZelda Same I can’t wait to watch the doc tn

how cute is my makeup headband tho

@_phillydilly King

I warned y’all about velour tracksuit szn. Fur coats were so 2022

@AbarryE Thank u love u

@joannblin Not a old flame but happy for you as well jobe

My old flames are like genuinely happy for me and my engagement. Thanks all for your support and helping me get where I am today xo

@joysantz Omg I would pay $2500 to be at grumpy with u rn

This walk of shame back to Grumpys has made me realize I don’t just want one cigarette. I need a pack of cigarettes at a time…there’s no in between

Rays cig machine is broken I’m so upset….ran 5 blocks for nothing

Nate said he was going to go draw me a bath and he comes back and hands me this 🤔

@_phillydilly Bro you need a dark red tracksuit you’d stunt

I can't think of one reason not to get a velour tracksuit

@mollydeez These replies are hurting my brain

I said yes 💍❤️

christmas eve drive

@darc_mark I think we have to invite her yeah

@joannblin So is she coming to the wedding?

Update lol

@sarahinthesea Omg yeah hi!!! Thank u hope you have a better Tues 🥰

@joannblin This is getting me through a rough Monday. Also my I was at the A bar this weekend and my girlfriend met you, we were both wearing sequins! So happy for you!!!