João Fé

@renzocarbonara Mercedes Maybach

@joaompfe Those aren't big in the back seat either.

I'm thinking of buying one of those Tesla cars. Not because I like them, but because they are cheaper than the other ones, and they are relatively comfortable inside. Should I?

@AbsoluteBruno Welcome to Ireland.

Bro the hell is this sport😭😭😭

“Do you think you will need nix for this project? I never used nix, never felt the need for it.” :|

@klarkc It’s so over

@joaompfe devenv mentioned 🔥

Imagine starting a new project and not having a flake.nix (or a devenv.nix).

@renzocarbonara Buy a Hilux 😂

@joaompfe Have you seen other cars lately? They are made for midgets.

@Masynchin Having one. So I was now promoted from Scala developer to Nix developer. Promoted on unprompted, not sure.

@joaompfe What is the next step?

@Masynchin It makes you gaey

@joaompfe What is bad in nitrites?

I was finally able to find bacon at the supermarket without nitrites.

Setting an environment variable with your credentials… only if there were a better way…

Imagine installing docker just to build container images. Silly.

I ran the tests in a virgin shell and it said “npm not found”. It’s so over, and it barely started.

@renzocarbonara Yes. Maybe more CO2 will fix it.

@joaompfe That's just ReaderT

I don’t like environment variables.

@renzocarbonara Because I like functional programming.

@joaompfe Because of climate change?

How do you setup nushell in Nix home-manager?

@DaniMayakovski Considering the guy must weigh like 200 kilos the landing must have hurt

@renzocarbonara I fell asleep at minute 80 something. Sad England won.

@joaompfe No, I went to sleep.

They put the Argentine game at some lame ass hour, so maybe I'll sleep instead.