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Eat your drugs Don't do school Stay in vegetables

STOPPPPP WRITING WITH AI

Remember, it’s ok if you fail. We expect it from you specifically.

> see cafes coffee bean lineup > Beans look nutty > Ask barista if the focus is on nutty flavours > She says it varies but has fruit focused flavours too > I choose one she says is apple / plum > Taste the coffee > It's nutty

Anything that sells a relationship is irreplaceable

No I will not elaborate

Japan is my personal Spain

Someone synchronized movie clips with an Eminem remix. Wow!

Tiny lady sitting next to me is out-eating and out-drinking me

@SamtheArchitect Leading cause of fatalities in Japan

This is (still) breaking my brain

WTF LUKA

ACTIVATION ENERGY

Elevator etiquette in Japan is a leading cause of productivity loss, everyone stands around gesturing "you first" while nobody exits the lift for 3 hours

Lip balm prevents my lips from getting dry but it also makes my coffee taste like lip balm so it's impossible to say if it's good or not

Corporate jobs should adopt an inverse follow-the-sun model during winter. Work is from 4pm to 11pm. Personal time is from 9-4 when the sun is out

If you send a screenshot of an ID rather than the ID directly you're off the team

Alas, I'm employed

Tokyo's an incredible place to sit around and do nothing. There's so many beautiful sit around and do nothing spaces

Diffusing his vibes by making everyone in his queue take 3 times as long complete immigration checks

Guy working at immigration clearly does not want to be there