Jaguar of Abuja

My friends are snatching it all, new car, new job, PR, promotion, partner/S.O, inu mi dun mehn. I am still expecting more before the end of 1st quarter. My prayer for my people and myself is that may we be strategically placed this year. Na all of us go win

The older I get, the more I realize that speaking your mind bluntly and directly is the fastest way to build relationships with the right people.

Finding a partner should happen in your 20s, if you wait until your 30s, you would be too smart to accept alot things happening in these day and age.

Muhammadu Sanusi II, the Emir of Kano, has received the sum of N442 million ($324,000) in remuneration from MTN Group for the 2025 financial year, reflecting improved earnings by Africa’s largest mobile telecommunications operator and the growing influence of non-executive directors in corporate governance. businessday.ng/news/article/e…

@Rockaholc If I no fall in Who go fall in

@joblong You go fall in tomorrow,love?

“I can only be sexually active with one partner at a time “🤣🤣🤣🤣 Cracks me up every damn time

I don't know who needs to hear this, but GET UP. Ask God to breathe His spirit back into you. You've been lying dormant for far too long. Ask Him to restore your creativity, your purpose, your joy, your love, your health, and your sound mind. You've slept long enough in depression, anxiety, overthinking, bitterness, loneliness, grief, brokenness, financial stress, abandonment wounds, relationship trauma, and destructive habits. Today is the last day. GET UP! Get up for your future self. Get up for your kids. Get up for the dreams God placed inside you. Get up and take your life back.

I am looking for parents who trained their kids well. We should form a group to matchmake them as they grow into young adults. Those who refused to train their own can ignore this post.

Startbutton is looking to hire a Legal and Compliance Associate (Lagos)‼️ Salary: 300k-400k Apply here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

Wife made me go to couples therapy last week Nice office Two couches Box of tissues The therapist asked what brings us in My wife said "he treats everything like a transaction" I said "that's not true" The therapist asked me to give an example of something I do that isn't transactional I thought about it for 11 seconds I could not think of an example The therapist asked how that made me feel I said "efficient" My wife looked at the therapist The therapist looked at my wife They had a moment I was not part of the moment My wife said "do you love me?" I said "I chose you. Every day I choose you. That's not emotion. That's a commitment with a compounding return and I don't see a better alternative in the market." The room went quiet My wife cried The therapist cried I didn't understand why That was the most romantic thing I've ever said The therapist said "I think we should meet weekly" I said "what's your hourly rate?" She said "$275" I said "for both of us or each?" My wife picked up her purse and walked out I stayed to negotiate the rate Got it down to $250 Small win Sent from my iPhone

the first thing you do in a new organisation is you observe... if you don't spend time observing how things are done, you end up expending energy without commensurate output

@theamandau My money never complete

@joblong When are you going abeg

I might just end up in Kigali for a few months. I just saw a nice 3-bedroom, 2.5-bathroom home for $65k. 30 mins from the city centre. Tori ina atupa Ilu yi ti sumi

@ladedavies Oga mi, mo n ronu ni ooo. Tori 2027 ma lekenka

@joblong Joba, I dey carry bag well ooo

When I’m angry with someone, I tend to ignore their calls and texts. I can do that for days until I feel they have made enough effort to reach me and try to make things right. Only after that will I tell you exactly what you did wrong, we talk it out, and I let go. I do this when I feel you already know what you did wrong and should try on your own to make things right. There are many people I have stopped talking to without ever telling them what they did wrong. Some will just assume I don’t want to talk to them and move on. I move on too. I’m working on improving on this because I’ve realized that some people may genuinely not realize they offended you.

I wan cast one update. If you want to collect your original WAEC certificate from your school they will charge you 50k~ 90k but you can get it for 5k ~ 8k •Visit : Waec. org •Create an account •Input your details •Log in •Just follow the prompts... It's simple to get. Just have like 8k and either your BVN, international passport or NIN. • use Concord paper to Print it out That’s your original Certificate, don't cast it!! Copied Ugo Mma #NAZA.

If you are talking to someone on the phone and the person just dey do hmmm hmmm. Just off that phone. 👀

They are really taking the people of Abuja for fools. Self-contained, no kitchen but rent is N1.2m and service charge is N350k, agency and legal 20%.

Top active VC in 2026.

In the same WhatsApp group with 'I didn't ask you to do it'. Many of us are unaware of what love truly is beyond what we see on social media.

Agents are becoming increasingly daring in Abuja. What do you mean I can't view or inspect the house I want to buy and should make decisions based on the video you shared?