GuevaraMkenya™

Bro... Just dissappear. Go to war with the man in the mirror. Don't come back until you've won.

The day you tell your girlfriend you're not getting money like before is the day she becomes invisible.

This is Commander’s wife. She’s a woman of substance,, very intelligent and highly mature. From her speeches, you can tell she is cool, calm, and collected. The wife is a strong woman, I swear entertaining Commander’s nonsense isn’t easy. Over the weekend, Komanda invited her to the pulpit and jokingly narrated how he found her in Mukuru kwa Njenga eating shida namna hatari. But the woman was very composed and took it as normal banter from Komanda. She even encouraged walimwengu not to focus on where they are coming from, but where they are destined to be. Being the wife of such a man means accepting everything as it comes. Now Team “Go Go Girl” has come out guns blazing, accusing Komanda of belittling and disrespecting his mutumia. They are advising the Gen Z wife to leave Komanda, abandon their matrimonial home in Karen, and go back to Mukuru kwa Njenga to eat kamongo while hoping for a better tomorrow. Some of the women advising her are bitter single women who normally scout for married men while enduring all sorts of disrespect just to survive the Kanairo Hunger Games. It’s funny how women are quick to tell men, “I found you when you had nothing, I even bought you boxers,” but when men remind them of their background, they suddenly feel attacked. But I love Komanda’s wife, she’s not a mumu woman. She accepted the fact that there is nothing wrong with originating from Mukuru kwa Njenga, a high density & low-cost area commonly known as a slum. How you start in life doesn’t matter,, what’s important is how you finish the race, because life is a marathon, not a sprint. Life is a long haul. Now team Go Go Girl are calling her a mumu for entertaining Komanda’s disrespect. WAMBUI, you've always accepted to be beaten by that struggling bf of yours, at some point you even swallow men's cum so as to be considered a gf with no intentions of getting married & you're here talking about disrespect. Who bewitched you Mama!

Avoid forgetting the people who stood with you when success was still a rumor.

If shes not your wife, keep your money in your mf pocket.

Major cheat code for life: Be fully where your feet are. When you're at work, work. When you're with family, be with family. When you're resting, rest. Most people are physically present and mentally everywhere else.

EDITORIAL CARTOON: Buckling under the strain...

Things to Teach Your Son 1. Chess 2. How to sell 3.When to tip 4.Story telling 5.Change a tire 6.Firearm safety 7.Throw a punch 8. Love for nature 9.Public speaking 10. How to treat other people 11. How to treat a girlfriend 12How to treat his parents.

KRA GONNA FREEZE YOUR MPESA and recover money meant for your small business, family use and fees. So you want to be stack like you never saw it? Only sick people will support this finance bill of 2026!

She fucked men who did nothing for her. She left the man who sacrificed for her. Girls don't care for your sacrifices.

The saddest thing in politics is watching citizens defend the same system that keeps failing them.

That press conference by CPA Mbadi is the worst decision he has ever made. He ranted like a cattle herds boy. Very reckless, with a lot of hubris & totally pointless.

Postmortem report of Denzel shows Bruises on both knees ( Pathologist says he suspects he was forced to kneel), forearm & blood clot on the back of the head. Bruises on knees forearm & a blunt force on the back of the head & then thrown in a quarry to drown

Akina Itumbi Ni mafala man😂😂. You are paying to dismiss that documentary by Al Jazeera?? Government bloggers are most of the dumbest individuals we have in Kenya.

Aaron Cheruiyot is saying that Uhuru Kenyatta burdened us with a lot of debts. Uhuru Kenyatta borrowed a total of 6.7T in 10 years and Ruto has borrowed 7T in 4 years.

Bold newspaper 🗞️

Speaker of Senegal has resigned, to allow Sonko take his place in a House where he enjoys majority Childish ingrate Faye did not forsee that, huh? Atajua hajui Ni vile pia tuliambia Gachagua atasahaulika na wiki mbili Bro is out here getting intel breifings like Pentagon 😂

This is Mercy Masai. She is allegedly one of the side hens receiving high voltage electricity from horizontal engineer himself, Sudi. Mercy recently changed her mode of dressing and lifestyle before announcing her Women Rep bid in Kajiado County. Her qualifications and manifesto remain unknown to the public, but she claims she is ripe enough to be accommodated in the corridors of power. Only Sudi & Yehova Wanyonyi knows exactly which position in the corridor she qualifies for. Mercy now joins the growing list of socialites showing interest in the Women Rep seat, a position that has previously attracted Mumus like Nyakoina Nyamu. Some of these women have been showing us Kata Kundus in HD but today, since they're interested in Political seats, they now dress like Martha Karua trying to cover their immorality. Women Rep seat has become one of the most useless position that's wasting taxpayers money. 80% of women in parliament are high end prostitutes & are just there to satisfy Waheshimiwa’s sexual desires. But kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. Tupatane kwa debe!!👀

This habit of lecturing Kenyans that no president has ruled this country for one term, so Uliam has to rule for two terms, is a very terrible entitlement. Kenyans don't owe anyone two terms. You are allowed to be president as long as we choose to. If we say half-term, so be it.