Leopold Strauss

@Irina_exh @JohnCleese Bye fucking bye then

🚨BREAKING: A new poll finds 48% of Muslims living in Britain feel they don’t belong in the UK. Many claim that the rise of “Islamophobia” is making them consider leaving Britain imminently. What do you think of this? [Source: muslimcensus]

@olibarnacle Animatronics are essential to theme parks. Fuck screens

A UK park adding new animatronics? In 2026???

@secondtierpod Scabby little rat isn't he

Tonda Eckert playing it very cool here. This is despite hearing that Kim Hellberg accused Southampton of cheating..

@SkyFootball Southampton have always been a shitbag club

“It breaks my heart.” 💔 Kim Hellberg gives an emotional post-match press conference after Middlesbrough’s play-off semi-final defeat to Southampton.

@secondtierpod Eric ramsay or Alan pardew

Who’s the worst manager your club’s ever had? 👀

@secondtierpod Biggest bellend at WBA since pardew

File this one under "worked out well"

@shilensays No more kid PE teachers Patel. Get Morrison to sign that contract

What a crowd. What a club! #COYB💙🤍

@secondtierpod Absolute pair of dunderheads

Ed Still: 14 Games. 3 wins. 3 draws. 7 defeats. Will Still: 13 games. 2 wins. 6 draws. 5 defeats. 🤷‍♂️

@secondtierpod Phenomenal job only one Jimmy Morrison

James Morrison took over West Brom, they were 22nd and three points off safety. Fast forward 11 games, they're 10 unbeaten and safe despite a points deduction for breaching PSR. What a job he's done 👏👏👏

What happens if Archie bunker and Salvador Dali take a stroll in Blackpool together

@MorecambeFC Just imagine where the club could have been if it wasn't for that parasite johal

Tickets for our National League fixture away against Woking on Saturday 11 April with a 15:00 kick-off are on sale. Your support on the road this season has been incredible, we need that once again 👏 🎟️ tinyurl.com/2fd9dy57 #UTS 🦐

@TicketToThrills Bubbleworks at Chessington or Hollywood tour at phantasialand

What non-coaster attraction would you most like to revive from around the world?

@LJ1862 @MorecambeFC Why don't you go suck that parasites cock then

@MorecambeFC We demand justice for Singh Johal

Defeat. #UTS 🦐 | #MORvHAR

@TheSopranosClub @TMZ God took Christopher lee. He's taken tougher men than chuck

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. What we know: tmz.me/7e8iqBd

@TicketToThrills Anyone who says screens needs to give their head a massive massive wobble. Practical effects all the way

Do you prefer dark rides with screens, physical sets or both?

@ThemeParkWW @THORPEPARK I think thorpe is by far the weakest UK theme park. It's an absolute eyesore

We’re so excited to get back to @THORPEPARK very soon 🙌 I’m more than ready to get back on Hyperia, Stealth and The Swarm 😍 When will you be returning to the island? 🎢 #thorpepark

@secondtierpod Will still absolute twat

The Southampton turnaround under Tonda Eckert 🙌

@olibarnacle It's extremely worrying. They aren't giving any updates whatsoever

As excited as I am for Aviktas I'm more anxious to know what is or isn't happening next door. It's been 2 years since River Caves last operated. I hope management realise what an important piece of history it is. Swinging over a sad derelict looking ride will sure be interesting.

@slewpanova Ashvir was a cunt

The one difference between Jim and Ash, ash never got the club and fans and didn’t try to, the connection wasn’t there, when it went wrong he didn’t have fan loyalty to fall back on, Jimbo shows his love and appreciation for the club and fans at every opportunity 🦐

@MorecambeFC Look what happens when you hire a passionate and proper gaffer. Unlike the parasite that came before

Together, always 🤝 #UTS 🦐