Joe Clements

The last time I had a jab I was 6 years old and my parents had to hold me down for the nurse. This time, they aren’t here, I’m 10 stone heavier. I hope she’s fucking ready

Amount of people saying “Stay & fight”, like this is some war movie. You cant fight. You cant even protest without being called racist. & Fight who? How? The whole country is fucked, the water companies robbed us & dumped shit in the water, you can’t swim anywhere you’ll get ill & die. The country is literally a shit hole. The councils are bankrupt & cant even fix a pot hole & charge you council tax for the privilege of doing fuck all while robbing you. Moneys taxed, cars taxed, petrols taxed, booze, food EVERYTHING is taxed, then if you manage to save enough money after its been taxed to buy a house you get taxed on that, then if you die and pass it to your kids that gets taxed. They literally want everything from the working man while they hide their money. Its a con, we are being conned. & We are about to get taxed even more. NHS is fucked. Cost of living fucked. Interest rates are fucked, & we got years of it getting worse before it gets better. Londons a hell hole & unsafe after dark. I hate it. The men think they are women, kids are encouraged to think about their sexuality & gender. Our soldiers are getting stabbed. Our police are pussies & the ones that aint get fired. & that aint even getting started on illegal immigration, thats getting worse. If my country ever needed me to actually fight id be there, 100%, but i ain’t gambling the lifes of my three daughters in the mean time, & even if they did survive growing up here for what? To live in a shit hole full of fucking wierdo’s. No thanks. Where would i go? Somewhere with a backbone, a bit of sun & with less risk of your kids getting murderd, like Australia, Russia or fucking North Korea. I whole heartedly encourage anyone with young kids that have the ability to leave to do so. Todays events in Southport have rocked me to the core, im sat here looking at my daughters feeling sad. You can still work on trying to get your voice heard while your kids are safe. I want my kids to live not survive.

@maxandpaddyline @jack_stocks @Ryanlofty1 @scottygarman

Keith Lard’s new number plate 😂😂

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Nice to see Jon Wilkins not changed 🥱 @SkySportsRL #COYF

@Johnfis08605918 @jack_stocks @Ryanlofty1

35 kg lost. 5.5 stone off. Here is to the next 5 stone. Not calorie counting , no weekly weigh ins. Just walking and eating healthier with a stronger mind. Cheat day once per week. Fit bosh.

@Dannyjm__ @RichardCaine

This has officially peaked 😭 Gypsy Woman by Homer Simpson

My balls have gone up into my stomach!

@RichardCaine @jack_stocks Bang, fucking bang 💥

@jack_stocks @clemmy94 2 days later, He was deaaaad

Pootlr fuckin postman youtu.be/MiykR-FSw7w?si…

Just a wee lad from Oban 🏆🇪🇺

@maxandpaddyline @jack_stocks

‘I’m definitely not doing karaoke tonight!’ Three hours later -

@scottygarman Wallis and gary 🤪

@clemmy94 Git

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@AverageStriker @_MattSmith94

Eamonn Holmes this week

@decentpatter @jack_stocks @Ryanlofty1

nonce 😂😂

Laugh or burn, take ya pick

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