JoeColicchio.ehh

@RoyalHawaiianMV #WelcomePineapple

Carrie Ann My Wayward Moss

You’d never catch me adding a certain je nais se quoi

"It was the "It was the best of worst of times" times"

@camerobradford *slaps roof of marriage* this bad boy can fit so much love and kindness in it

Sometimes I get a little scared when I think about how ironclad my marriage is

"Figma? Hah, good one. Real mature. Seriously, what's your software named?"

🎶 "I wish I was a little less baller, I wish I lived in squalor" 🎶

@NightlifeMingus @neath_waters 2,000

@neath_waters Oh yeah? Let’s see you think of a bigger one, smart guy

@lunch_enjoyer I don’t think we all can :(

whoever wins this election, i think we can all agree, they will be the president

@equine__dentist Would you honestly be happier if it were named Flunge? Or Fungle?

flungle by waboba

@camerobradford The sweet summer child is your lover?

When people think my age gap gf is my daughter... oh you sweet summer child, that is my lover

@OpheliaWight Rat King

We tried our best to make rat cookies

@picardie_aurora girlfriend says 'very good sir' reddit

girlfriend butler past life girlfriend butler connection girlfriend says ‘very good sir’

@rogermcevilly @DylanoA4 Have you met other writers?

@DylanoA4 Interesting way to write, it 'grew in the telling' as Tolkien described it. Other writers pretty much know everything before they start, Tolkien not so. It allows freedom to create, to go off on interesting tangents and unknown places, like a journey into the mysterious unknown

It's so awesome that Tolkien was as astonished writing LotR as we were reading it

@Prasshuu @pastoralcomical Insightful

@pastoralcomical Haha, that's a unique couple's costume idea! Going as "two Columbos" definitely shows their creativity and sense of humor. It must have been fun to see them both dressed up as the iconic detective.

coworker’s couple’s costume is that he and his girlfriend went as “two columbos”. they’re just both dressed up as columbo

@davelebies Afterparty @ Pharmacy?

they should schedule doctor appts like DOORS 8:15 Nurse 8:25 Doctor 8:40

@funeralpig me (lamenting): i will never fall in love with a handsome mysterious drifter

@mattybtweets69 Real Longmont Potion Castle energy with this one

Paul Westerberg the underrated alias king

@tinywatercraft @msmegalodon What a day what a day

@msmegalodon showed a friend furiosa last night and now this post shows up. what a lovely day!

@Brunson2Hart @volcel_genius It’s called Mexico because of the place that it is

@volcel_genius I bet it will take place in Mexico too. Mexico is the name for that place down there

In this one, I imagine they’ll sell the paper for “pesos” instead of dollars. Peso is sort of like their version of money down there