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@DailyKayleigh LIVID

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@DailyKayleigh So sorry

@joegetlow Good lord

Some cute news is that Hudson's DNA results came back and he's not actually a lurcher... he's 100% greyhound 😍

@josephmdurso In this analogy Chelsea are when the OG Sugababes reformed under a separate name for copyright purposes

Brighton are the footballing Sugababes. You can change all the band members and they will still be dropping bangers.

Can no longer make @mralistairgreen in Brighton tomorrow (13th), so if anyone wants 2 tickets for a toxic evening with the man himself let me know 😎 Payment not required, donate £20 to a nice charity or something - Xmas spirit 'n' all that...

@danielstorey85 Great stuff Daniel, honestly one of the enjoyable atmospheres of any game I've ever been to. Good to know that football sometimes can just feel like, actually fun?

A barmy, balmy night in Brighton, on which the Lionesses produced a performance for the ages and lifted the roof off their tournament. A piece on glorious madness and new heroes. inews.co.uk/uncategorized/…

@OfficialBHAFC @DannyWelbeck

Start your Friday with every goal @DannyWelbeck's scored in a #BHAFC shirt! 🤩📺

@DailyKayleigh @loveofhuns Fuming

@FootballCliches Young English forward, was highly regarded at traditionally but not recently successful club, but now lost their way. Surprisingly featured in every game of the 2018/19 Nations League and the first half of Euro 2020 qualifying. Is either 23 but actually 27, or 27 but actually 23.

Recording 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦, and we want your vividly-imagined, fully-justified selections for our 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏/𝟐𝟐 𝐗𝐈... 11 perfectly-approximated, made-up players who encapsulate everything about football right now (physically, technically, aesthetically...everything.)

@emmalunn @hansmollman Oh god I missed last week's, fire these dudes into the sun

@joegetlow @hansmollman There's been some crap men of late, including last week's.....

This man!!! Rude

I look forward to the outcome of Sue Gray's enquiry (into which Eastbourne hedgehog stole her grandson's Liverpool FC shorts)

@FootballCliches @JackPittBrooke @Keir_Starmer Class, from a Lib Dem voter 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

THE 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 PODCAST With me & @JackPittBrooke is 5-a-side midfield general and Labour supremo @Keir_Starmer... 🔊 Chanting "sacked in the morning" at PMQs 🔊 The irritation of fans who commentate on an entire game next to you 🔊 Ketchup bans LISTEN ⤵️

@mralistairgreen This was the reaction from my living room, bravo 👏🏼

Why was the teacher not v good at teaching the basket ‘weaving’ course and not controlling the class very well either? Because she (Jackie weaver) had no authority there, in fact she didnt even read and understand them! (The instructions on how to control the class) 😂😂🎄

@dirtbagqueer Justin Gage

I hear you. I'm listening.

I think of Ladbaby like I think of Foodbanks - very grateful of their support for our most vulnerable, but something that ultimately shouldn't exist in a developed society

@joelgolby "Right, let's settle it, what do you call this? 🤔🤔🤪" responders

ladbaby is for people who squabble in the comments of a viral facebook post about what goes on to a 'proper' fry-up, and this is why he's successful

@FootballCliches Or just not going to get it at all despite being BY FAR the closest player

@FootballCliches Feeling like a pro in 6-a-side: kicking the ball back to the opposition after it goes out of play and is their ball - perfectly tuned to be a little bit too slow, wayward enough that the player has to go out of his way to get it, but not enough to look like a complete knob

Recording 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦: 𝑀𝑒𝑠𝑢𝑡 𝐻𝑎𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐷𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑠 and our guest – scorer of one of the most leisurely Premier League solo goals ever – wants your input... 🎙️ The ultimate crowd-silencing goals 🎙️ What should a last-minute winner look like? (1/2)