David MacGregor

It takes a particular kind of person to invest in a tattered sideshow banner featuring a monkey wrestling an anaconda…

If you’re a comedian but want to be taken seriously…

“I should move to New Zealand. They’ve got the best clouds on earth.” Excerpt from Windswept and Interesting : My Autobiography (2021) Connolly, Billy

@matthewjpb Not greatly missed on the street.

Today we lost our beautiful little cat Santa. She was hit by a car and killed on our street. She will be greatly missed.

“Everything I’ve achieved in my life has been because of the library.” Excerpt from Windswept and Interesting : My Autobiography (2021) Connolly, Billy

@lornaexplorernz The night is but young

Why yes. Yes I am having trouble sleeping as it happens

David MacGregor … you’re the spitting image of yourself!

Blessed are those who yodel – for they shall never be troubled by offers of work’.

@styler You’re right but my point is that we need to have some perspective. Lockdowns aren’t intended to inhibit personal freedom but inhibiting interaction inhibits the spread of disease.

I’m tired of kiwis whining about the deprivations of COVID lockdowns. Hey, you’re family isn’t dead from a US drone attack gone wrong and your infant child isn’t starving in Afghanistan.

Outside an owl screeched mournfully in the warm twilight. #sympathyforthedevil #RollingStones #movie

I have a new name for my lockdown moustache, it’s my wooly manmouth.

Saudi Arabia hosting the America’s Cup is a scandal that needs to be prevented from happening. Kiwis paid through the nose to host the winning challenge expecting it to stay here… just outrageous.

@oharris69 Very plumley-walker…

New painting coming soon…

I don’t wish harm on anyone but Colin Powell’s demise is a salient reminder of the crimes committed by the USA, GB and their allies in Iraq - based on lies by Powell, Bush and Blair - Remember WMDS - course you don’t, there weren’t any. #rotinhell

@jamespeshaw @oharris69 Well then, they are doomed.

Fishing trawlers have learned how to steal food from Whale Sharks.

Just read that the geniuses at the ACT party think a tax credit for vaxxed people is a solution to slow/low vax rates. They have a one track mind - avoid tax.

@dbseymour More tax breaks for the wealthy and middle classes. You don’t get it do you. It is the people who don’t have accountants poring over schemes to play the tax system that aren’t getting the vaccine.

ACT is today launching a new tax incentive policy that would see fully vaccinated Kiwis receive a $250 tax credit. People who have done their bit, followed the rules, paid tax and got vaxxed should get a break. act.org.nz/get_the_vax_ge…