Joe Hepple

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Catwoman: Can you come over? Batman: Naw, fighting the Joker Catwoman: I stole a diamond Batman:

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@Robert_Shefras @Katieeee_4 that picture of you is sick though

@NworaE @YBroderick

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.

Too easily distracted by better things

Awkward moment when you go out for a drink with your mates and first bird that farts within a mile radius they disappear.

@FlissBurge gutted

You ever feel like when you met someone, they fill this hole inside of you, and then when they're gone you feel that space painfully vacant?

@UberFacts marsupial actually

Ignorance is bliss

Rupert Murdoch, you are a vile human being. @rupertmurdoch #sydneysiege

I KIM IN LIKE A WREEEEEEEECKING BALL

Where's the decency between between people even gone?

Makes me sick seeing a drunk girl wave her phone in front of a homeless guy saying 'you can't touch this because your homeless' arsehole

@JasmineBaivier #Revolution

@joehepple it's just the beginning...

Someone shoved David Cameron over in Leeds today, shows what people think of the current government by the positive reaction to it