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@BBCBreaking Breaking News: Hiring paedos is bad for business

Presenter allegations are damaging to the BBC, boss Tim Davie says bbc.in/3rmLfxH

🤣🤣 Absolute BRUTALITY from Martin Brundle at #SilverstoneGP

@qikipedia Aim so low that nobody will even care if you succeed. Marge Simpson

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try. HOMER SIMPSON

@BBCBreaking This is clearly a scene from Johnny English

The moment that King Charles III was crowned bbc.in/3nDCy0g

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Word of the Day: APANTHROPY - a love of solitude, an aversion to spending time with other people.

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@NoContextHumans @charkennedy95 classic

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Word of the day: ARSLE - to make absolutely no progress whatsoever.

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@charkennedy95 @Berkman_Go_Boom hero

This.

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According to local legend, the mason of Freiburg’s cathedral was unhappy with his pay, and so he sculpted himself onto the building as this gargoyle, defecating in the direction of the city council. [📷: Márcio Cabral de Moura CC BY-NC-ND 2.0]

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Stressed men prefer big butts.

@charkennedy95 @fasc1nate 😂 quick scratch then back to work

@charkennedy95 @fasc1nate what 😂😂

In to the final seconds of stoppage time. Need a goal to secure @FIFAWorldCup qualification. Step forward, David Beckham! #OnThisDay in 2001... 👏

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