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screaming into the void about how a football team I’m watching is bad

If you pull out your phone and film a chipotle employee doing their job you are trash and no amount of extra white rice will save your soul

about 4 years ago at the start of covid, I went to the grocery store: the shelves were empty. A guy went to the meat counter and was asked, “where’s all the meat?” This was like 2 weeks into shut downs like god damn did that guy live in a cave? Thanks for sharing this memory.

seeking a Bluesky invite code if anyone has one

I can’t watch people being sentenced. Don’t care how bad the dude is. Simply cannot.

Every single thing on my timeline is political punditry. It’s all designed to make me mad and it sucks.

@MIDImyers I’m 15 minutes into this and it’s nuts, thank you

Nope is a good movie. Oscar did a mistake

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@jasonschreier 100% correct

It is just truly truly weird living in a reality where the world’s most financially successful human being also has the comedic chops of (generously) a 7th grader stealing jokes from 4chan

Gen Z is like “I am very sad” and we’re like “why?” I think… maybe… this is part of why?

It’s sweet how “making a lot of people upset” is just a job now. You can be a famous and wealthy and powerful person if you are skilled enough at spreading bad vibes.

I got covid on thanksgiving on and I feel like a huge disappointment to everyone

I am watching the kids Thanksgiving movie Free Birds and this is one of the most batshit things I have ever seen.

In my opinion, we should not have had a world war 1

You know his takeaway from this is going to be “I shouldn’t have offered the 3-months severance deal.”

polygon.com/reviews/234336… I freakin loved this game 🥰😍😊

Can we just make “I forgot my password” the only option?

They are dogs but rarely acknowledge this. The kid asks “why do we have to use manners?” The dad says “because we’re not animals.” That’s good shit.

while this has been stated by many before me, Bluey is good.