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Cannes I have another beer!? #pixelsoffury #Cannes2016

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@ThisIsAQuietMan what's happening dude!?

Just saw a guy putting up Christmas decorations on his house. It's September dude!

Is Bruce Jenner Lana Del Rey?

In light of what has just gone down. I'm not sure that I want to travel to Indonesia anytime soon. #BoycottIndonesia

Self taught! “@lMinax: @joelchapman i feel stupid asking this but, what do producers study? like what career did you took? lol love ur job”

@triplejHack should runners and pedestrians register to use footpaths too, incase they knock someone over? Stupid debate!

Rad! “@JohnFeldy: @SweetSuspense’s new single #HereWeGoAgain on iTunes itun.es/us/ct8S5 Sounding good @ChristianLrusso @joelchapman”

Drug users will find a way to get drugs. Murderers will find a way to murder! @triplejHack

You don't hold a gun store responsible for shooting massacres, you can't hold a drug dealer responsible for drug oversoses @triplejHack

@LewisSteele got squished az!!

Okay, I'm about to fly out to LA. In cattle class & next to the hugest dude. He just asked for a seatbelt extension. Do I stay or try move?

Sitting at the lights thinking how they should have a green noise for cars, the same as for pedestrians. Then the car behind beeped. Cheers!

The bachelor is about to come out of the closet for sure! #TheBachelorAU

Just found out that T Pain is coming to OZ on tour! Hooray. #not

Adelaide why the fuck do you have no pubs open at 8pm on a Sunday!!?

The voice over that introduces the contestants on @xfactorau_14 sounds so much like Mortal Kombat. Somebody seriously #finishhim #xfactorau