Joel, boomer millennial

Not to give away all my secrets, but it's a good idea to try to source from companies that did layoffs a few months after the layoffs as well.

@marcisdaname i'm still trying to convince a buddy of mine that went to UT and is now big into AustinFC to make a UT/FC split jersey so he doesn't have to decide who to rep when they get double booked on saturdays. I solve problems.

People rocking split jerseys again? We’re really back to the early-to-mid 2000s

This was the episode where my interests overlapped with my mom's favorite show.

@majorhayden Clearly a back strain. They’ll have him back in there next week.

@tybritten Those death panels they were worried about during 2008-2016 are finally here.

Just had to kill* a spider so big it required ear protection. The anticipated crunch was too much. * I am team "spiders are friends who kill the actually bad things in the yard" but this was a grass spider that got dinged by the mower or something, it was a mercy.

Finished the Vespa! She’s so beautiful 😍 #legoqueers

I am now responding to random spam texts about car insurance or purchasing homes I don't own with images generated from Dall-E Mini / stable diffusion.

@JillWohlner Damn. This is a good idea. I’m adding your sexuality to my profile now too.

Got literally linkedin blocked by a candidate I reached out to for a job because 'theres no need for my profile to say my sexuality.' ITS WORKING!!!! MUAHAHHAHAH

@ryancl @majorhayden

@majorhayden Hello from a few hundred miles to your left.

From Heroku to Zeroku

@claco @cloudnull ABANDON HOPE ALL YEE WHO ENTER HERE

@cloudnull @claco They labeled mine but everything besides the two for major appliances just says “lights” I guess it’s better than nothing…

@claco Side thread, I have panel envy. My electrical panels (main and sun) are a mislabeled nightmare which I don’t want to touch, let alone look at.

@andyhky “I always know about leap seconds because Andy tells me” Something I literally just said in passing like a week ago.

No. Just no.

@joelintheory This is actually Jen‘s dream dog as well, we have married the same person.

We became best friends and then his owners came to get him.

@JillWohlner My wife wants a Chinese crested and to name them Bruce. She is very much involved in this story now.

His name is Henry and he’s 15!!! Old dogs are so sweet 🥹

@JillWohlner @tybritten Oh god don’t shower sob. You’re gonna pull a hammy.

@joelintheory @tybritten

Sleeping weird on your neck after 35 will destroy your entire day.