Joel Simon

New painting: ‘Afterglow’ Oil on linen 40x60cm By yours truly

@drivalia never again! Worst car hire experience

Just completed a painting ‘The Return’ Oil on linen 50x40cm

@ZelenskyyUa @POTUS As an American I’m embarrassed at how rudely you were treated today. You have the heart of a lion and Trump is a pigeon and it showed. Kudos on your restraint and dignified manner. #SlavaUkraini

What’s the context of this before it gets out of control?

To think he once walked this earth

@TheFrankSkinner Fabulous news!! What was @absoluteradio ‘s loss is podcast-dom’s gain 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

Frank, Pierre, and Emily will be returning in a twice weekly podcast, Frank Off The Radio! First episode will be dropping on 11 Oct. You can contact the show via: frankofftheradio@avalonuk.com

Donald Trump's 'Eating The Dogs' transcribed for trombone.

@supertanskiii It’s always the people who shout the about their sacred ‘working class roots’ who turn into the biggest rapacious capitalists. #OasisLive25

I think dynamic pricing (aka ripping off fans) can only happen if a band agrees, if so, what Oasis have done to their fans is unforgivable. They became the touts. After 5 hrs it’s lose out completely or pay up to 10x the cost. No excuse for men from working class roots to do this

Walking Down Hill Street

@AdamTurks @jac_wac You need your own radio show Adam! This troubled world awaits the rise of a new PopMaster! 👌🏼😎👌🏼

@joelsimon @jac_wac Wait. Then this deffo doesn't count. I'm the judge. I have cast them out.

🤸‍♂️ This and Tight Fit are the only ones I can think of.

@GuillermElodie Me! And I thoroughly recommend it it feels awesome 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

@jac_wac @AdamTurks Exactly. He was the hired ‘face’ - Milli Vanilli style. But it was sung by this old fellow Lou. The two went to court over the whole thing.

@joelsimon @AdamTurks The guy on totp wasn't the real Plastic Bertrand? 🤯

@AdamTurks Indeep.

One of my favourite pub conversations. Name me a a band with two women and one man? I bet you can’t.

@_mels13 @MuseeOrsay Not surprised. They have a wide range of Degas work on display 👌🏼

@joelsimon @MuseeOrsay It’s my favourite! Love all the Degas ballet paintings. I bought a print of one there

How I loved every minute spent in the majestic Musée d’Orsay in Paris - it houses the most impressive impressionist & 19th century art collection in the world. @MuseeOrsay

Amiens Cathedral in the north of France - sheer gothic splendour So much to marvel at 👌🏼 #gothic #picardy

@_mels13 @MuseeMontmartre Was a pure coinkidink 😊

@joelsimon @MuseeMontmartre You fit right in Joel with your breton!

J’adore @MuseeMontmartre à Paris. Beautiful 19th century artist studio and vineyard ❤️🇫🇷

@MuseeMontmartre well worth a visit - featuring an original artist studio, working vineyard and splendid elevated gardens j'adore ❤️🇫🇷 #Paris #montmartre