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@1juan1juan1juan Thiī ūkoorie nyūkwa

@KenyaPower_Care no power in Muthiga. Please help or update on what's happening

@DerrickUdu55582 Nikutumie 280 saa hii mpesa uilete hapa kinoo?

Toyota 110 wazito your offers?

@ivymuthe Why can't all of us just block this dimwit? I can't believe these comments! Watu wangapi wako na akili hapa akiamungu!

This suspicious numberless van was reportedly spotted on Thursday in Kiambu and again yesterday near Nderi Primary School. According to reports from the area, the occupants wearing hooded masks allegedly attempted to forcibly pick up two Fairlawn Primary School children at around 6AM on Thursday. The children raised an alarm, forcing the van to speed away. Yesterday, a concerned resident managed to capture a photo of the van and its driver. Parents are urged to remain extra vigilant, escort young children where possible and immediately report any suspicious activity to the nearest police station. Please share widely to help keep our children safe. And if you see these kidnappers... matchbox is 3bob..

@jmuragengunjiri What a fat idiot!

This man is shouting up and down celebrating that his wife has graduated, having spent so much on her school fees...ataachwa atalia...stupid man this one 🤣

@_mpekethu_ Try deeyaing at least once before. You'll nap the whole day

I get so excited when I know I’m about to take a daytime nap☺️

@BiancoDavinci No, that can't be! They look gay to me

These houses in San Francisco are actually straight!

@evenmaina @polo_kimanii In your mouth, maybe?

@polo_kimanii I’m confused, was it supposed to be somewhere else???

With my Black cock!

@_fels1 @grok Hehee Felix!

@grok Umbwa wewe

Hello @grok , this match will be played a few hours from now. Please give me an accurate prediction of the final score.

@Bookten8 Teeth and his older brother Fingers...or Nofingers

We are the Planned kids

@jeanbrendah @Its_Phloyd The perpetrator will tell us if they're arrested

@Its_Phloyd What does that have to do with this girl getting raped and killed?

This girl was attacked, raped, murdered and left to decompose in a forest but your dumb ass thinks it has to do with her getting on a plane???

@DerrickUdu55582 Jam mtoka on an older unit: Blablablablblabla Blablablablblabla 6.5blablablablabla 8.23 blablablabla Blablablablblabla Blablablablablabla German masine Blablablablabla Price: 6.8m slightly negosiabo

Volkswagen Tiguan Automatic 2000cc .880,000ksh 0799561061

@evenmaina Can I be your new daddy?

Happy mothers day to mine😍

@NjeriMuchina2 😁😁

Good morning dears. So, my parents want to buy us a crate of nyanya. Please hmu with leads. It shouldn't be above 200K. Also, if you're the seller, since you're the one in business, call me on 0700010203. Genuine leads only. Cash on Delivery.

@Black_Boi_Fly @mariahsudi And why would you want your children to love you when they get older? Isn't that being too needy?

@mariahsudi Fear turns into hatred once they get older. You mean respect. Because fear is based on weakness and once they can go by themselves and you won't be able to hit them what will you resort to?

Hear me out.. your child should have some level of fear about you, kids who don’t fear any of their parents don’t fear anyone or anything and that’s a big problem..

@onjolo_kenya I think it's very good that it's a fellow woman flogging her while being regulated by the men. 😁

Ladies and gentlemen, the woman being flogged is Wendo. Wendo had asked someone to call her family and tell them she had died and her body was lying at the mortuary. Her family rushed there, but they found no record of her. When they went to her house, they found her alive and smiling. But here’s the funniest part: while she was being beaten, she stopped them and said, “Ata sijakula!” 😂😂… like seriously! 😂😂 This one must be a last-born child.

@jumaf3 Anyone that sells stuff because they need support and not because what they're selling could be needed by potential buyers, should just go find something better to do

There is that roundabout that leads to Upperhill and Pastor Ng'ang'a's church... There is an artist selling his mixes on CD and flash disk.... He begged that I buy one. I said I don't have money. For the flush disk, he told my friend and I that we can contribute half-half to support his talent. Imagine what the half-half was? Ksh 3,000. That is Ksh 6,000. I may want to support local talent but this is robbery. He went away very disappointed, angry even with, "Si ni sawa basi!" 6k Na hii mafuta nieke kwa mix? 🤔🧐

@Sapayian Hiyo gear lever iongezwe veins

Wee banaaa😭😭

@FabrizioRomano As Fabrizio Romano makes his first spelling error on X, presumably in an attempt to type this faster than everyone.

🚨 OFFICIAL: Burnley get releated to the Championship.

@ivymuthe Jhq

Meet Morey Wakibiru, a young comedian from Kirinyaga who is defying the norm. Instead of spending his earnings from comedy, he smartly invests them in farming. He is currently showcasing his impressive 80,000 cabbages, which he plans to sell wholesale at KSh 25 each — potentially generating a gross income of KSh 2,000,000 in just three months.