Joseph Ruttle

What human talks like this? When did elementary schools become synonymous with military zones in need of fortification? 2/2

Via NYT: Dan Patrick, the lieutenant governor of Texas, lamented the massacre and appeared to call for more security in the state’s schools. “We have to harden these targets so no one can get in, ever, except through one entrance.” 1/2

So I take it Teslas should be free, too 🤔

Somebody in the background is fighting for her life!!! twitter.com/7SpringsPA/sta…

@jimmyfallon A Natural Disaster Woman

It’s Hashtags time! Take a love song and add one word to change the meaning, and tag it with #AddAWordRuinALoveSong. Could be on the show!

Strangely fascinated. BLANETS!

Genuinely hard to tell whether this ad is selling a vaping product or identifying the key indicators of the onset of a stroke

@Seahawks @BabyLead #SEAvsSF despite all the efforts of the @nfl and the refs!

Such a lovely guy. 😢

Did we get ride sharing overnight?

A billionaire pushed him over

Will read this later

A wonderfully thoughtful and personal piece from my guy PJ on Botch’s impact and what made him so great.

cancel the webster awards for this year, the suspense is over

I’d have to think about it #hero

Oh, the vapours. There the MSM go again, dragging these poor fellas into the 21st century

Great. Can we have the Predators then?

Fancy, @nickeagland ... You must be newlyweds

My thought exactly. Male justice minister probably would have been lauded for his "toughness"