joe tumay

a lot of talk about my avoidant attachment style today and not a lot of talk about the mets historic 2024 playoff run. really makes you think

Italy with @joetumay last month

if i were a werewolf i wouldn’t tie myself to a tree during the full moon i would just run around fast and not kill anybody

but if it came down to it i could kick an alligators ass

i think i’d be good at alligator wrestling cause the alligator would be able to tell that i’m just playing

I don’t care if its a leak. listen to up up and away today. One of the greatest songs I ever worked on that never got the proper release. youtu.be/DcIPpRbyaFY?si…

@snailroadrage excuse me

I'm working on something BIG

okay can i look at the sun today i wasn’t allowed to yesterday

looking at the eclipse with binoculars

@ayroned @NILES100 wait who’s beefing aside from you and Niles

Aww man so many comedians are beefin. I feel left out, I wanna be part of a comedian beef too. Lemme start one. Fuck you @NILES100 you super talented handsome nigga

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@nonbinarycowboy i thought you meant the band at first

what is dry cleaning. what happens to them in there

put me in coach

@JacobbiJustice i am not having fun

He caught that! That left foot

@snailroadrage don’t hate me but i’m a trader joe’s hater

when the big robot dog beneath the plane starts barking you know take off is gonna be smooth

i regret to inform you that i think this is cool and good and more people should do this i should do this

what’s santa doing at the mall he’s working a double tomorrow